Old Yeller just parried the bullet
If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
if you can accept that there will be trans men who look virtually indistinguishable from cis women, than you can accept that there will be trans women who look virtually indistinguishable from cis men. either by choice or by circumstance. and if you can't respect them the same as you would anybody else, you need to examine why that is
i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove
im talking about this here because i need to let this off my chest. but i went into a trade program for lower incomes. and today, without any warning, we were cut off. the entire program was shutdown NATIONWIDE. leaving so many people without some sort of income, or homeless, or forced to return home to abusive households that they were trying to escape. there are so many people who lost so much in ONE DAY. please understand that so many people are now left with nothing. this was a trade program for people who wanted to LEAVE POVERTY AND ENTER FIELDS WHERE THEY HAD A CHANCE!! and today it was STOLEN. and then to add insult to injury. staff members who are going to LOSE THEIR JOBS. are still stuck there for two more weeks while being forced to find something else in such a short notice. no one. and i mean NO ONE. was given a proper fair warning. please dont leave us to be forgotten.
i dont want to beat around the bush. please help if you can. these are people's lives being dangled around like they're disposable.
even if you dont like job corps. even if you never heard of it. people deserve to have a chance with this program if they want it. not have it snatched away from them and to be left with nothing. please spread the word of this at the very least.
They are cutting Job Corps?!!! Are you fucking shitting me???? That is literally a “get Americans to do blue collar jobs” program!!!!!!!! WTF?! 🤬 😡🤬🤬😡🤬
And this won't even register to them as potentially relevant while they keep telling poor people to get a better job.
"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even
A little late posting this, but Hani Almadhoun has posted the weekly update on the Gaza Soup Kitchen fundraiser page!
They're operating pop-up kitchens, delivering food and medicine to medical posts, and running water trucks wherever they can.
You should read about the good they're doing and donate if you can!
Gaza soup kitchen is still posting continuous updates and changing operations, moving kitchens, so on, to give out as much help as possible. !
other food orgs that work locally in the area to check out are also mokhtar at camp chef , thamra org working for palestinian food self sufficiency and fresh water !
tbh on some level i do think it becomes a myth that most women dress seductively for themselves. if you ask a skinny beautiful woman why she likes to wear uncomfortable heels and tiny skirts and hours worth of makeup and hair styling she says it makes her feel confident. why does it make someone feel confident? it’s because she knows she looks desirable. who is she desirable to? men, mostly, because her “personal style” lines up with patriarchal femininity. like once you dig a little bit into the “why” part choice feminism becomes misogyny in a barbie pink package. obviously i’m not saying the only way out of patriarchy is to stop being effeminate at all, but the fact of the matter is that strictly conforming to what men want from you is never and can never be feminist, and that the reason for doing so is almost never truly about personal comfort and independent choice. you, self described office siren, would you dress that way if you worked from home? would you dress that way if it was guaranteed with 100% confidence that nobody will ever see you like that? the intention is right in the name of the trend: to attract men’s attention. like it’s so fucking silly to act like any of this is empowering or a free choice. i’m not stupid. you may be stupid enough to think you’re doing it for Yourself but i certainly am not
Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, sesamarot.
Provisional IRA volunteers practice with their M16s, Northern Ireland, 1977
I will never forget the African woman (not sure from what country) who sat next to me in a cafeteria when I was 16, saw that I was leaving the skin of my salmon on my plate, and firmly told me to eat it because “that is where the nutrients are” and you know what. I ate that fish skin and I have eaten fish skin since then because that woman told me to.
extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already
Mutual Aid initiatives to donate to:
Ghazzah:
Revive Gaza Farmlands (top priority)
Sudan:
Al Abbasiya community kitchen (Al-Abbasiya / Umdurman based)
Basmat Wasl (Khartoum-based)
After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.