is simple for me. bullshit.

Harry via instagram stories - 15.01

when shane's like hey why don't we try this crazy new thing where we say what we think and feel instead of disguising our emotions behind layers of deflection and bro-y fuck yous and ilya's like ummmmmm idk if i can make any promises..... cut to ilya opening his eyes the next morning half awake blurting out I LIKE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! like he'd been practicing it in his sleep. baby's first taste of emotional security lol he's riding HIGH on that rush of feeling loved and safe

“I have only been in love with one person” “same here. only one” no shit shane lmao nobody at that table was sitting there thinking you were out having a bunch of romantic entanglements. your parents are still visibly reeling from the revelation that you apparently have sexual desires (??). ilya meanwhile has been fucking you for the better part of a decade and still thinks of you as a hot nerdy virgin he’s about to deflower every single time he gets you naked (this gets him hot btw). we know there’s only one, babe

mr avoidant attachment strikes again... hey let's have really tender sex in the light of day for the first time and spoon in bed about it afterwards and then literally the second the postcoital afterglow fades i'll start casually monologuing about all the pussy i'm still getting. all the time. whenever i want it. i could get it right now if i wanted. my friend thinks you're hot i bet she'd let me fuck her while you watched. would you like that? should i fuck a woman while you watch? to remind you that what we're doing is meaningless? [ding] oh hang on the food i lovingly prepared for you is ready

love that ilya is actually kinda confused when he meets shane for the first time but then as soon as shane goes for the SECOND handshake in a 2 minutes interaction his whole body language changes and hes like oh. OH hes flirting with me,, and he was !! ! (sighs) shane hollander youre so cute and lovable. ilya didnt stand a chance

first handshake

second handshake

like,,,,,, come one ! !!

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hilariously funny and very on brand for jack abbot to have captured the hearts of tumblr based on thirty collective minutes of screen time. never underestimate the pull of a silver fox who should be on active suicide watch on this website

heated rivalry × tumblr posts (4/?)

Next scene is Buck scrolling through Eddie's public venmo transactions to see when the Imax Movie occurred to determine whether Eddie was already a paramedic or if he can publicly accuse him of being a cheater in front of the divorce store mediator.

He really meant pink and blue forever. Like forever forever

harry goes to one berlin techno club and says “i’ve got an idea 🤓☝🏼💡”

Harry photographed for his new album 'Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally'

everyday people on this website piss me off. but at least it’s not twitter