How do you turn fucking so wholesome?
Apollo: Slow and tender or rough and rowdy, baby?
Percy, kisses his cheek: Just fuck me up.
Apollo, grins like a predator: Roger that, baby.
Percy is in a wheelchair the next day, but he doesn't regret it!
Percy doesn’t need a wheelchair. Apollo carries him between rooms when he’s hurting, sick, or otherwise doesn’t want to walk
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This will never not be funny to me because Zeus really went "You see son, it doesn't matter that I didn't shoot any arrows, I'm BIG so clearly I'm the winner of this archery contest"
this is what i was basing my post from haha xxx
Yep! Like I remembered. This reminds me an awful lot of my own father’s way of arguing… you KNOW his logic doesn’t make sense, but he presents it in such a way that makes it almost impossible to refute!
Thankfully, I developed pretty good skills at doing exactly that! (Growing up with my dad, it became a survival skill…)
Zeus, you were supposed to stand at the exact same spot from which Apollo shot his arrow, as per the rules of an archery tournament! Now, quit the excuses and shoot your shot or get disqualified!
(I refuse to recognize this as Zeus legitimately winning(and yes, I might have some daddy issues))