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Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? “Trust no one”! Well, what about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me? Beep-bop! Mabel! He’s gonna eat your brain! Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o'clock, and I’m gonna be adorable, and he’s gonna be dreamy. Wait! But-but-but- And I’m not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!
GRAVITY FALLS 1.01 - Tourist Trapped
