my friend is beside herself cuz she's supposed to go to japan with this friend for 3 weeks and the girl didn't tell her the place they were going to stay at has neither beds nor a fridge or microwave and she's like what are we supposed to do for food and the girl said we can roast mackerel in the oven
saw someone say that they don't read fics under 10k and had to laugh because more fool you, that is where all the bangers are. obviously I'm biased but truly nothing hits like a 1.5k fic with a lowercase title from some obscure poet where nothing actually happens and yet you emerge blinking with a completely new outlook on the character. infinitely rereadable. like a perfectly crafted pastry. I'm gobbling them up!
i’m curious
Your mom is so funny. I look forward to your post about her
i’m crying like literally just now we were arguing over if cholesterol medication increases or reduces dementia risk and i was like mom it literally decreases it cuz she insisted she read the opposite and she goes ‘really? lemme take two rn’
