tumblr is the only social media site where someone DMing you ''hey nice to meet you, how are you'' is suspicious as fuck

DMing is scarier than asks what if they dont like the way I text

the fact that they could’ve showed future Will in an apartment making art or having a career as an illustrator, and then a guy walks in and leans over his shoulder and they kiss. but no. half-assed ending in a gay bar. and mike was imagining it too, where is my creative out-of-the-box storyteller, MY mike would always picture Will as an artist and see that side of him.

I LITERALLY SAID THIS SAME THING TO MY HUSBAND! a man over Will's shoulder as he paints! Will getting to fucking kiss another man onscreen!!!

Imagine hating on Remus and he's just in his room also hating on himself

you know the hyperfixation is real when you scroll through the tag and you've already seen all the posts

looney tunes episode where bugs bunny drags elmer fudd to couples counseling

(the couples therapist is bugs bunny in drag)

He's also Sigmund Freud somehow, even if the appearance is just in a photo on the wall.

bugs is also elmer's neglected housewife, who spends the session crying into her handkerchief bemoaning that her fuddy duddy leaves her home all alone while he goes off to hunt wabbits

At the last minute Daffy busts in as the mailman.

As in, the mailman.

Oh.

OH!

Elmer is so mad at Bug's infidelity he tries to shoot her, but she convinces him to shoot the mailman (Daffy), who convinces him "buddy your wife came onto me," leading to the sequel to Duck Season! Rabbit Season!

ends with Bugs and Daffy running off together, leaving a heartbroken Elmer to cartoonishly shoot himself in the face. (he's fine but the head injury snaps him out of it. he re-dons his hunters cap and runs out of the therapist's office, once again intent on hunting that wascally wabbit)

Every damn update to this post is gold

Slut season/cuck season.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

he's been listening to "good luck, babe" for three hours now

REALLY proud of this animation, this idea has been stuck in my head since the vol 2

AND the point of this gif is that you can make him listen to any song you want (internalised homophobia playlist)

ok so mike IS just badly written. ok. yeah I'm not upset that my favourite character doesn't make sense

You know what this means, guys! Time to make a fanon version thats completely divorced from the canon character!

fanon mike is my canon, so idc what the bluffers say

stonathan having more chemistry than byler or mileven

yupppppp i audibly laughed

As if El didn't spend the entire run of the show wearing outfits that shows she's taking on the styles of whomever she's living with. She literally wore a shirt that was meant to look like one of Will's in season 4.

Max was the only one to ever encourage her to find her own identity and path in life.

every universe except this one, i guess.

fanfic writers: looks like it’s up to us

fanfic readers: it always is

the concept of michael wheeler witnessing chappell roan perform “good luck, babe!” at the vmas in full paladin drag

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Monsters!!!

Monsters pt.2

Monsters pt.3

mike liking the butthole surfers was the best part of vol 2