My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

bad news: the little bit of snow we had melted away on monday :((

good news: it came back last night and hugo was ecstatic to wake up to his perfect weather again this morning

'ilsee, princesse de tripoli,' color lithograph; sheet: 32 x 50 cm; alphonse mucha, czech, 1897.

Kinuko Y. Craft - Malacia Tapestry, 1990.

i love you on purpose!! on purpose!! i had a choice and I chose you!! it wasn't an accident !! I love you for who you are!! I love you on purpose!!

Roe Deer/rådjur. Värmland, Sweden (December 24, 2023).

we've got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

you say "i mostly just think people should be free to live their life as they please" and somebody will respond "oh so you think EVIL MURDERERS should be allowed to EVIL KILL PEOPLE" and its like.....

first of all obviously not, thats such a bad faith argument for the sake of arguing and i think you know it is

second of all its weird thats the first thing you thought of? its weird that you went to such an extreme? since you allowed bad faith arguments into the discussion i could argue its reasonable for me to think you might wanna evil murder someone based on how quickly you thought of that

third of all and perhaps most importantly. evil murderers already evil kill people. not being allowed to hasnt stopped them so far. thats uh. thats why its called murder and not silly joes knifey knifey end a lifey power hour fun time

"It doesn't have to be like this. We could have it so much better"

Calligraffiti in Chicago, Illinois

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

The beasts… the beasts they are so wet

they are dialed in to dilly dallying

27 seconds of willabee angry at a leaf outside asmr