How The Aliens Stole My Assignment (Storytime)

So this is a totally real reason why I had to last minute do my project using AI. basically in the end of term projects that takes up 20% of my total grade, I had to work with 4 other people in like almost all the projects and one of them let’s call her Baby Giraffe she’s COMPLETELY ignoring us and didn’t show up for anything so we had to compensate for her absence in everything, other one let’s call her Pali Palu Pala Rhino (no real reason I just wanna call her that) she’s always freaking out and crashing out and talking about how she does everything on her own but she’s just performing to idk favors-farm-maxxing or something? Her work is totally fair if not less than fair in a regular group but again this is a dead one so none can tell she’s doing the bare minimum. Number 3 let’s call her Smoker Bunny because it’s MY blog and I get to pick the names she works fine I guess but didn’t show up in any of the presentations, last girl let’s call her “ElsahEddahEmbo EddiElwadLaboh” (or EEEEEL for short ig) she did one thing and then honestly picked up on a tiny thing later but made a big fuss about it.

So I worked really really really hard on it and like put my blood sweat and tears and other stuff available like perfume and water I guess? I wanted to add Mixed Berry juice but we were out of it INTO the project but a day before the presentation the evil aliens came and told me “HEY GIVE US YOUR AWESOME BEARPAWS BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE UGGS AND THIS IS OUR SECOND OPTION” and I was like “no way green boy! get your own awesome winter boots I mean I would’ve let you borrow it but remember when I was going to a party and you didn’t let me borrow your bag? That just wasn’t cool and I had to go in stupid cargos because of the construction ahh pockets” and the evil aliens were like “hey you were never gonna give the bag back remember last year when I gave you the limited edition friendship bracelet that my dad went to the Dior in Saturn’s fifth avenue?” And then I was like “omg you’re such a bitch, friendship bracelets are not meant to be given back and this is a Dior free sample anyways idk why your dad pretended to get you a special gift or something” and the evil alien started crying and all her big eyed green friends started comforting her like she was the victim or something (the alien changes gender based on the context so far) so I was like “hey just have this project take a copy and sell it and get the winter boots you wanted okay?” Like the sweet person I am and the STUPID EVIL ALIENS TOOK THEIR LITTLE LAST YEAR WHITE BMW UFO AND THEY NEVER GOT MY PROJECT BACK. so next morning I tried calling them using my microwave’s screen (because they didn’t have good signal for telepathy) and they just all pretended to have a cold so sadly I had to go to school and rely on the work of my teammates and plan with them.

And let me tell you when I got there Pali Palu Pala whatever the fuck wasn’t there after she had a fight with all of us the day before in case we don’t show up, Smoker Bunny didn’t show up and didn’t answer any of her calls, I already knew EEEEEL wasn’t coming because she got sick or something the night before, and obviii Baby giraffe wasn’t there, so I used AI to last minute make all my projects and that’s it I guess, everyone presented in groups and I had to present alone like an idiot.

I’m still learning to ask for help when I need it

Pucci is one of those brands you recognize from a distance not because they sew good or because of their quality but because of their totally unique so different “I’m not like other designs” patterns and how they organize their color palettes.

(which btw is my favorite thing about them, the whole color matching thing). I’m also in love with their Guerlain collab I remember when it came out I was obsessing over it. I don’t even think it’s pretty most of the time I just love the admirable art of it (whatever that means) it’s not like I’m mf Hadia Ghaleb over here trying to gaslight you that wearing peacock feathers all over your ass is gonna make you fashionable I’m just saying I like how they pick their combo of colors and the unique signature pattern.

Racism is so pointless wdym you hate me because I’m from the other side of the Mediterranean tf am I supposed to do?

I don’t think the very hungry caterpillar was on a calorie deficit even the bug thinks it’s a lame idea.

Every time I post a hot take I’m thinking “wooOOoOo this will get me so much hate #yolo” but it ends up getting support so I just look like Eminem when he thought GenZ wanted to cancel him.

From now on I want to express myself more positively, so instead of using words like “hate” I’ll start using words like “love”. 💕

I just loovveee when my eyes are closed so I don’t have to see those bitches

Math Revision: Semester 1

(Context: tumblr is perfect to take notes for some reason) not done I will edit later to solve the rest😭

(Step Instructions , Answer , ‘2’ or ‘3’ or … is power) excuse my bad handwriting I was crashing out.

Functions & Operations

Update on this part I discovered a 3 step answer formula for most of them, left the parts I didn’t know for later

1.Given f(x) = 2x - 5 and g(x) = x ‘2’ + 3x + 7 find (f+g)(x) and (fog)(x).

To find (f+g)(x), we add the two functions:

(f+g)(x)=f(x)+g(x)=(2x-5)+(x’2’+3x+7)

So, (f+g)(x)=x’2’+5x+2

To find (fog)(x), we substitute g(x) into f(x):

(fog)(x)=f(g(x))=2(g(x))-5=2(x’2’+3x+7)-5

So, (fog)(x)=2x’2’+6x+9

2. Given f(x) = 3x - 6 and g(x) = 4x + 8 find (f-g)(x) and (f-g)(x).

3. Given f(x) = 5x ^ 3 - 4x - 7 and g(x) = x + 9c find (f+g)(x) and (1)(x). 4. Given f(x) = 5x and g(x) = 6x + 10 find (f-g)(x) and (f°g)(x). 5. Given f(x) = 6x - 9 and g(x) = 7x_{1} find (f.g)(x) and (gf)(x). 6. Given f(x) = 7x - 10 and g(x) = 8x + 12 find g [f(1)] 7. Given f(x) = x - 3 and g(x) = 2x² + 15, find (l+g)(x) and (2)(x). 8. Find [g, f](x) f= {(3,8), (4,9), (2,1)), g= ((8,2), (0,9), (1,4]} 9. Find [f.g](x) f= ((5,7), (3,9), (1,12)), g= ((0,5), (4,3), (9, 1)) 10. Set the domain of the function {(4,7), (0,2), (1,2)) 11. Set the range of the function ((2,6), (1,5), (4,3)) Inverse Functions

Omg I just have the best summer activity idea!!

Let’s all start collecting money enough to shut down Daily Mail forever.

Raging anti-AI people online are mostly just sheep following the "AI bad" trend. Like, sure, it's bad for the environment, just like literally almost everything else on the planet is bad for the environment. But, at least if you're gonna be a full-time freefucker environmental activist, stop spending on fast fashion or the overconsumption of your verryyy important plastic cup skim-milk low calorie morning coffee and the all day air conditioning or unnecessary printer usage and change your last name to Thunberg. You know, COMMIT to the bit; then we'd respect your lifestyle and not your insignificant, irritating online presence.

This is obviously not me defending the dumbasses who can’t form a thought without asking ChatGPT for permission first. I love all the strong-willed people who aren’t participating in AI altogether. You rock. But the ones who lash out at anyone who moderately uses AI (the haters who will absolutely forget about all of this in a year or two) they suck.