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Ma_Tua_Madre

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19 - "Selenophiles are people who love the moon and find joy and peace of mind when looking at it. They find it soothingly captivating."

Young and dumb (Klaus Hargreeves x Fem!Reader)

🎵 Inspired by the song “Young and Dumb” – Cigarettes After Sex

Theme: Late-night nostalgia, reckless love, emotional intimacy

Summary: You and Klaus were inseparable in your youth — rebels with no cause, hearts stitched together by impulsive decisions and whispered secrets in the dark. Years later, Klaus shows up at your door again, barefoot and bleeding and smiling like nothing’s changed.

The rain had started again — soft, slow, like it didn’t want to disturb anyone. The kind of rain that made your apartment feel like a postcard. Faded neon from the corner store bled into your windows. You were sitting on the couch, one leg tucked under the other, a half-finished mug of tea on the table, and a lifetime of silence in your hands.

Then: three knocks.

Not loud. Just… familiar.

You opened the door and there he was — Klaus Hargreeves, exactly as you remembered him and also entirely wrecked. Barefoot, bleeding slightly from the knuckles, eyeliner smudged, hair clinging to his face like a wet promise.

“Klaus?” you breathed.

“Hi, love,” he said, like no time had passed. “You still make that mint tea that tastes like summer, or did I dream that?”

You didn’t ask what happened. You never did. That was always your curse with him — you let Klaus Hargreeves in like gravity, like you didn’t know better, like being young and dumb still lived in your bloodstream.

He dropped onto your couch with the same familiarity as he used to drop acid: casual, careless, and with both eyes closed.

“You shouldn’t have come,” you whispered, handing him a towel.

“Yeah,” he said, accepting it with a grin. “But I did. Like always.”

You remember the nights you ran away together — not from anyone, really, just from the tight ache of being too much in a world that asked for less. You remember his hand in yours at 2am, your laughter bouncing off alley walls like fireworks. He used to kiss you like he was drowning and you were the only air he trusted.

“I missed you,” he says now, drying off his fingers, your towel now stained with little flecks of blood and eyeliner.

You should tell him to go. You should remind him of the last time — the words thrown, the promises broken, the long drives in opposite directions.

But instead, you say:

“Wanna stay the night?”

He blinks at you, lashes still damp. “I always wanna stay, sweetheart. I just never know if I’m allowed to.”

You sit beside him, legs touching.

“You never needed permission. That was the problem.”

He laughs quietly.

“You’re still so beautiful. That also… kinda the problem.”

It’s past midnight when you end up in your old T-shirt, the one he used to steal. He finds it on the corner of your bed and holds it like it’s proof that none of it was a dream.

Lying there, you speak into the dark.

“Do you ever think… maybe we were just young and dumb?”

Klaus turns to you, eyes heavy but honest.

“Maybe. But I’d rather be young and dumb with you than old and wise without you.”

You smile — soft, broken, real. And then he’s kissing you like the years didn’t happen. Like neon lights and rainy nights and bad decisions were still poetry in your veins.

And for the first time in a long time, you let him stay.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

A 2025 update

What to Expect When Expecting

in which the men turn to Google for advice during your pregnancy
SATORU
SUGURU
CHOSO
TOJI
KENTO
SUKUNA

can we please stop romanticizing cheating in fiction like it’s sexy

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You Were The First

Ominis Gaunt x f!Reader

Word Count: 3.9k

Summary: Ominis Gaunt has never known affection. He has never known how it felt to love---to be loved. She came and changed all of it.

Or, Ominis gets love because by god does he deserve it.

Warnings: Mentions/Implications of child abuse

God, I loved writing this. Thank you so much for the request, anon!

a sobbing mess omg!! just want to give ominis all the love! this was perfect

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

It really helps to not be picky about what art you engage with actually. Gotta mix up your diet a bit from time to time

If you find you're bored of the folk punk you always listen to, try out a rap album. If you only ever watch classic cinema or more grounded art films, check out a fast and furious movie or something. Or try reading a book if you only ever consume film or tv. Or comics. Or go to an art museum. You may not like whatever it is you try out, and I promise you don't have to like it, but I can guarantee that you can't subsist on a monoculture. Be open to experiencing new art. Even if it's bad. Especially if it's bad, actually.

reader that isn’t a bimbo? Reader that is put together and likes dressing up? Reader that’s older than 18-20? Reader that’s not white-coded??? Reader who doesn’t have daddy issues? Reader who does have daddy issues in a “man hater” way? Reader who’s taller than 4’11-5’0?? Reader who’s quiet and reserved and not in a robotic way or stuttering way? Reader who’s Tina Belcher coded? Reader who gives off the vibe of a creepy barn owl but somehow it’s endearing? Reader who’s charismatic and charming? Reader who’s-

I don’t know how many more “is this ai or not” I have left in me before I lose my mind and have to explode everyone that uses it

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

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