It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
[it was always hardest]
so i was inspired by this wonderful art by @aramistinguette ...
and, well, inspired is a wrong word, but my migraines had returned with a vengeance this week, and i am looking at all the work awaiting me this weekend... um.
hence, a small comfort fic. maybe it will inspire folks to find some rest <3
[this one's for saint-just.]
In other disabled news, I'm still fighting to keep my head above water financially, both personally and with my business. If anyone is able to contribute to helping me keep the lights on, or signalboosting this campaign to people who can, I'd deeply appreciate it.
enormous ENORMOUS thank you to @citrusro for this GLORIOUS art of my ridiculous boys Hal and Jack! this was the result of some serious negotiation with Jack, who eventually grudgingly agreed to participate as long as he could wear a black Santa hat and a relatively soberly designed jumper. (it has also proved to me that probably all I need for plausible deniability where he's concerned is to put him in a different hat XD )
Jack, fulminating: fuck's sake this is what I get for helping you try to put the sparkly fucking lights up, jesus christ look at the state of them, how did you manage to get us tangled up in them why am I surprised this is fucking typical of you, what the absolute fuck. Hal, very amused, and also totally doing it deliberately: come here, baby. it's nice, isn't it? pretty lights, and all. it's festive. Jack: oh fucking fine. fucking festive. fuck's sake. (grabs his arse for appearances' sake; side-eyes anyone who's watching, daring them to comment) it's bad enough that I have to wear this fucking hat and this fucking jumper. Hal: exactly. it's festive. and you know it'll make Natalie happy. Jack: ugh for fuck's sake.
(me: wriggling and kicking my feet and twirling the phone cord in absolute GLEE)
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🥇 What scene were you most excited to write? Did it end up being the one you enjoyed writing the most?
🙏 Was there anything your character(s) really really really wanted to do? Did you let them?
💭 If you could wish into creation a transformative piece for your story, made by a real human who isn’t you, what would it be? Art, video, sequel, podfic, etc.
🥇 What scene were you most excited to write? Did it end up being the one you enjoyed writing the most? So because this one was, I want to say deliberately not planned at least in part (because my last big AU project was and I was feeling really awful about that project when I started Gold Cages) I didn’t really have scenes planned, though I will say there’s a moment coming up I am thinking about that delights me.
🙏 Was there anything your character(s) really really really wanted to do? Did you let them? I mostly do let them just like Do The Thing with this one (I did deliberately set out to just enjoy myself with this one - to not think about it too much and just go with what delighted me). I will say oh my gosh Freyja. Did not plan or expect her and she just arrived and started chattering happily.
💭 If you could wish into creation a transformative piece for your story, made by a real human who isn’t you, what would it be? Art, video, sequel, podfic, etc. I am so so spoiled and honoured already by the people who have written fic in this verse (oh my gosh @kenobiwaned @plotdesigner (who is the entire reason that Adar is in this verse at all) @themalhambird (and you obviously) being the best friends/collaborators) and the gorgeous gorgeous art from @seagull-energy but I do have an art wishlist for Gold Cages here. And I would adore any kind of fic or art people would be inspired to make for this verse. I WOULD. (Actually a fanmix with track notes would also be INCREDIBLE. Gif edits = would actually PERISH). OH ALSO. I have such vivid images of Celebrian in the Gold Cages x Hidden Flowers fusion (I might even try to draw her myself) but I would love love to see that art.
Okay I’m actually curious… if you read His Dark Materials, do you have a solid idea of what your daemon would be?
I’m going to say, for the context of this poll… you don’t have to be SURE your daemon would be this, of course there’s variability, but do you have a reasonable idea of how they’d settle, or are they still in that amorphous childhood state? If you think “some kind of canine/corvid/caprine” that’s enough for me to say you know. If you truly can’t even narrow it down to a family of animals, you don’t know.
You're massively sick. Which of your blorbos do you trust to take care of you?
HELLO SWEET PERSON! YOU SEEM LIKE ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE MET ON TUMBLR AND YOU ARE SO WORTHY AND VALID OF LOVE SO I'M SENDING YOU SOME!!! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL SUPPORTIVE CARING FRIEND AND I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS MY MOOT!!
I love you too <3333. Honestly I do - I am so happy you are in a safer place and you’ve always been so lovely to me and I just want to say thank you.
I was re-reading your victory dream fic, and it got me wondering. Do you think Sauron would want to keep Eonwe chained (the way that Melkor kept Not Sauron!Mairon chained in the AU)?
I was contemplating this to myself when I realised the Sven-Eonwe comparisons.
@kenobiwaned AUGH HE WOULD. Gently. Softly. In a ‘it’s for your own good my love’ way and making Eonwes cage so nice for him. For his own good!
(There’s a Tamora Pierce book in which a character is kept in a cage in court and well that would be Eonwe but it’s Eonwe being right next to Sauron).
🗡️ What’s their “I’ve killed for less” trigger?
🧸 Do they still have a childhood comfort object? Where is it now?
🌹 What scent reminds them of the person they loved/love most?
🎁 What gift would utterly destroy them (in a good / bad way)?
(For fusion! celebrian (I have been thinking about the uncorrupted mairon variant of fusion celebrian but that one is entirely optional)?)
🗡️ What’s their “I’ve killed for less” trigger?
The word "whore". I think that stands for Fusion and variant. Even before she had to deal with Sauron, she hated the word, because of everything that her father/fathers had suffered on her behalf. It was made even worse because she was so helpless to do anything about it. Post escape, it's just Kill Bill sirens everytime she hears it. She and Gil-Galad take turns reminding one another to scream into a pillow, because they can't go around killing every asshole. They're actually pretty good at switching off who gets to be the angry one and who has to be the responsible one.
Actual footage of Cel and Gilly in the meetings of Elven Lords:
People telling her how to dress. This one doesn't come up often post escape, but maybe once she is Lady of Imladris, people think that they need to advise her on how a high-born lady ought to comport herself.
🧸 Do they still have a childhood comfort object? Where is it now?
That's a hard one, because she technically didn't own anything from the the time of their captivity in Rhun until they all escaped Sauron.
Pre-Rhûnic capture (I headcanon that they were taken when she was around two years old). She might have had a little spinning light projector made with colored glass that has a candle (or maybe a glowing gem) as a light-source. Celebrimbor it made for Galadriel during her pregnancy. Baby Celebrían loved to see the stars dance around her cradle.
After they disappeared, Galadriel locked it in a chest with all of Celebrían’s things and couldn't bear to look at it again.
In the variant, Mairon provides the prismatic light, and though she has no concious memory of her first years, she finds it incredibly soothing, even when she's an adult.
One of the unexpectedly hard things about being held by Sauron is that it takes her forever to fall asleep. So Mairon mentions it to Celebrimbor, who realizes that this is a project that won't actually give him a panic attack. He makes her a second projector (luckily, Sauron thinks that it's cute and nobody mentions how Mairon used prismatic light to help her sleep in Rhûn). While it's not quite the same as Atya helping her fall asleep, she is incredibly touched by the gesture.
🌹 What scent reminds them of the person they loved/love most?
Elrond constantly smells like Niphredil flowers. He's just like that™. Even when he's sweaty and disgusting after a battle, he smells like them.
Celebrían took to wearing the scent as a perfume when Sauron had them to disguise how much time she spends with Elrond. Not to mention the proximity she has with him.
She explains to Sauron that "I"m trying to be a proper lady, just like you wanted. Perfume is a lady-like thing, right? I picked the best smelling thing that I could find." Sauron can't really argue, because his little bird *does* smell fantastic.
🎁 What gift would utterly destroy them (in a good / bad way)?
In a good way: Elrond has a surprise writing studio built for her in Imladris. With locks on the inside, lots of open windows, and light. Everyone in Rivendell knows it's the one place where you REALLY have to knock. 😏
In a bad way. If Sauron starts sending baby-toys/clothes once the twins and Arwen are born. That would be devistating for her. The first time one of them shows up on the borders of Imladris, she has a full-blown panic attack and (barely) sleeps in the nursery for over a month.
As a side note, Pharazôn gifts her a nightgown. Ostensibly as an "engagement present". It isn't devistating, but she is extremely skeeved out because, "Sir, my marriage with YOUR SON has just been arranged."
@kenobiwaned I will have more detailed squee again probably but I just have to say I adore this and I am getting so many plot bunnies (I have so missed doing this with friends this is BRILLIANT).
Also Pharazon is SO FUCKING WEIRD AND CREEPY.
We all know that Pharazon idles at creepy, but I feel like he would be SUPER gross about an elven bride. There would be so much fetishizing.
Somehow, it's made worse when Sauron decides Kemen should be her bridegroom instead. Probably part of it is because he has so many hang-ups about how Faithful!Kemen doesn't live up to his (Pharazon's) ideals of masculinity. Honestly, I think he has this problem with canon Kemen, but it's even worse when it's Faithful!Kemen.
I’m writing faithful!Kemen right now and oh yep (I am nowhere near knowledgable about Ancient Rome but I did listen to a podcast talking about Ancient Rome & Sexuality/Masculinity (and some things you have said) and I went OH PHARAZON. But he’s all about ‘being a man means being dominant and possessive and conquering’ (and faithful!kemen is especially not living up to any of it, not least because he is taking after his mother and also the family who (in Pharazons mind) cheated him out of rulership.
SO GROSS. It’s fetishising and exoticising and creeping all at once (very “are all elven women this alluring” of it all) and also a lot of it around how ‘unworldly’ Celebrian supposedly is 
@kenobiwaned I am babbling again apologies
AU we deserve: Caranthir saving Aegnor/Andreth by giving Aegnor the angriest pep-talk in history, going off at length about how the women of the Edain are valiant and honourable and deserve fucking better, fucking sons of Finarfin, most useless fuckers on this side of the Sea or the other, I don't give a damn what Finrod thinks, you are going back to that woman and you are going to do the right thing by her. It ends with him dragging Aegnor by the ear back to Ladros and dumping him at Andreth's feet like "This idiot has something he wants to say to you." >:[
Best post, giggling each time I read it. Best-Best-Best
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Please enjoy this pictorial representation of Caranthir saving his cousin’s love life, based on his own love and respect for an adaneth.






