doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

remember remember

Explorer of the skies!

I would say "Explorer of Sky" but it kinda doesn't make sense as a title for this guy :v, so he would call himself the explorer of the skies, and other pokemon would laugh at him for a silly title. Anyway, he's showing off tricks in the sky.

Also! I decided to do my shading slightly differently, what do ya think?

Also also! It's been so long since I did a background piece, I need to do more :v

What am I even doing I’ve been forgetting to post like anything here

Anyways this is Kaïros he’s an Imperial Dragon in my setting’s modern era

the spotted harrier, sometimes known as the smoke hawk, is a medium-sized australasian bird of prey. the bird has a distinct facial ruff, much like ones frequently found on owls, that gives them the appearance of a broad head in relation to their body. the tail is prominently barred with black markings, and the wing tips are black as well. the bird stands tall on long yellow legs, a distinguishing feature that makes them easy to recognize. like many other members of the family accipitridae, they are sexually dimorphic, with females being significantly larger than males. they are terrestrial birds often found in open grasslands and woodlands; while they are most often spotted in native grassland, they can also be found in agricultural land and inland wetlands. they primarily feed on terrestrial mammals, ranging from bandicoots to small rodents, but will also hunt small birds, reptiles, and even large insects on occasion. in the past, the species heavily depended on introduced rabbits for prey, as many of their original prey sources suffered sharp population declines. however, after the spread of rabbit calicivirus, the numbers of introduced rabbits dropped sharply, and the birds were forced to once again diversify their diets. spotted harriers lay small clutches of 2-4 eggs. clutches are laid within stick nests lined with eucalyptus leaves; females are primarily responsible for building the nest. they are most vocal during the breeding season, when males deliver food to their mates or when defending territory, but are largely quiet otherwise. they are currently designated as a species of least concern, with a large population size and broad range.

I know this might make people mad, but absolutely refusing to even attempt to treat your mental illness, and instead just endlessly inflicting your unmitigated episodes on the people around you, is abusive. Your loved ones are not stress toys that you can just squeeze every time you feel bad. It is bad if someone says your repeated behavior is hurting them, and you take no steps to change. I know damn well that you can’t always help how your brain acts, but I’ve also spent a lot of years trying to stop my spiraling brain in its tracks, work on strategies to calm down, and consider the impact I’m having on others, because I grew up in a household with people who have the attitude of, “I have the right to consume all the attention in the house and drain your energy every single day because I feel miserable, and you’re the bad guy if you say that I’m making you feel bad and that I need to get help. I can treat you however I want because of my anxiety.”

I'm always a little disappointed when the big snake monster boss battle doesn't have some vore attack. Like, come on. That's what snakes do!

Cmon game devs. You're making a big monster to fight. At least let it put the player in its mouth.

start worldbuilding TODAY

the best part of worldbuilding is shitposting about your worldbuilding and refusing to explain it. none of you will ever get context for the President Martha Stuart Body Double Truthers (no her name isn’t spelled wrong there. thats part of it)

if your book promises there are dragons in it I want DRAGONS. LARGE SCALED AND FEATHERED BEASTS with PAWS and CLAWS and FANGS and WINGS. not some regular human man.

So the funniest difference between me and kiddo's previous foster mother is that she was telling me I've gotta call ahead and make sure all the staff at the hairdressers know kiddo is trans so they don't misgender him, and make sure they know he's a foster kid so they understand why it's me taking him and not his real mum and all that, and I've just said nah that's not how you do it.

I go to the barber, I say "my son would like a haircut", they do not question me about whether he is my son on either point. This has worked perfectly so far. You just don't give anyone a reason to question you? If I say he is my son it is so unbelievably rude for someone else to go "um are you sure?".

But yesterday the barbers apprentice looked at him and asked if he is getting a woman's cut, and instead of arcing up and explaining trans theory and respect for kiddos gender to someone who I knew heard me the first time and had clocked him, I just channeled the spirit of a Christian Mother In The Toy Aisle and said "well, he is a boy so no, he will have a boys cut".

Shuts down bullshit immediately! Nobody wants to be yelled at by someone's Karen mother! Kiddo does not hear this little pricks opinion on trans people or get humiliated by being outed in the barbers. You do not have to tell people all your intimate details! You certainly do not have to tell people all your kids intimate details either, especially if you think they'll be a target.

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy

i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.

Muz&Isaq..

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

Recently prepared specimens 🦴

Prepared with ZOIC air scribes and air abrasion on a Swam-Blaster.

From Jack's Bonebed, Judith River Formation near Havre, MT.

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

Eeveelutions

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

what does this mean

moot what does this mean

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve