i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

Fantasizing about purchasing a sandwich

neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

Yuexiu Gongyuan and Lanpu, Guangzhou, Guangdong in China (cr 周周的逛街日记)

Shelley Duvall for Robert Altman’s 3 Women (1977)

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny

:)

Kiyoshi Kurosawa

- Door III (1996)

- Cure (1997)

- Pulse / Kairo (2001)

windows please im in the middle of something

found an old card from my grandpa before he passed and this sign off is so special

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,