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Tracking Down The Red Mario Brother

@mario-bounty-hunter

Anonymous asked:

You're a Multiverse Mario. Some sort of messed up one, maybe like half Mario half Luigi?

Anonymous asked:

glass doesn't do that. must be defective or something.

Dunno. Looks normal now

You know, this'a remind me!

I never have tried that'a 64 coop dx. thing.

You'a know when the character'a removes they'a giant weighted clothing or'a they'a reveal they had a handicap or they'a not left handed or'a something like that?

That'a gonna be me! Eventually!

Yeah that’s actually a psy-op by us, we purposefully keep this specific Mario fat and lazy because of how powerful he is

UH WE MEAN RAVIOLI DELIVERY

you'a can't just call things psyops superfluously you'a gonna freak people out

Are we OPerating within your PSYche?

You know, this'a remind me!

I never have tried that'a 64 coop dx. thing.

You'a know when the character'a removes they'a giant weighted clothing or'a they'a reveal they had a handicap or they'a not left handed or'a something like that?

That'a gonna be me! Eventually!

Yeah that’s actually a psy-op by us, we purposefully keep this specific Mario fat and lazy because of how powerful he is

UH WE MEAN RAVIOLI DELIVERY

Anonymous asked:

I respect your mission. GIVE THAT PLUMBER WHAT FOR!

We have, several hundred times over!

While we have you, do you happen to know any vampires? We have a LOT of blood we need to get rid of

Anonymous asked:

*You have mail!*

*Purchased from Sarasaland, three hundred gallons of concentrated sulfuric acid, and one hundred gallons of hydrogen peroxide.*

Buyer Note: Pleasure doing business with ya, Princess.

*Paid in full*

..I'on'remember doin' that-

Hey! Garlicbreath! @sm64-wario Are- Are you selling people acid?? Where did we get that??

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It'a might've been E. Gadd. I'a don't know if he'a actually left after he'a caused that'a kingdom-wide power outage.

. . . I.. wouldn't put it past him, actually..?

Look, we might not be able to get @sm64mario, but there’s still a LOT of other Mario’s that we’ve dealt with. And we need a way to dispose of the body, so…

Anonymous asked:

hello! Enjoy

*sends a singular, comedically slow crunchy jpeg of a toaster at you*

that is all ! Goodbye

- suspiciously crunchy anon (crunchy she/her) or whatever i left before on hotel mario

Anonymous asked:

hello, it is i, the glass giver. here's a clear shard.

Lovely! Thank-

*it’s odd. For a second, it looks like the world is different in the reflection of the shard. As soon as we focus on it, it goes back to normal.*

…you. What was that?

Anonymous asked:

hello, it is i, the glass giver. i hear you're having a not so great time. i could give you a shard, if you'd like?

That would be much appreciated

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