oh my god his hat 😭

also the american woodcock is so silly i love him

i feel like you would like arabian sand boas

I bet there’s an English teacher out there somewhere who reads their kids’ papers and thinks, “that one. That one’s a fanfic author.”

@martinifruit

HE DID IT AGAIN TODAY

SOMEONE TELL THIS MAN TO STOP CALLING OUT THE FANFIC AUTHORS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

it’s so funny cause he’s an old ass man so he just goes “from your reactions i know some of you are…involved in fanfic”

@existn-t

you two CANNOT, and I mean CANNOT, leave the story at that. What the fuck. Elaborate, we beg of you

so.

i’m in a creative writing class, and the teacher is a 50-something year old man. the class started YESTERDAY and he had us do a scene rewrite of a two page scene of The Great Gatsby, after we finished this he asked us if anyone knew what he had just written. after i answered “fanfic” he went on a twenty something minute speech about how although fanfic has certain stigmas around it it can be a really good writing tool because a lot of the work is already done for you (character creation, setting, ect) he then said that some of us already seem to know this, and pointed to the corner me and my friends had sat in (we made up over half the class)

so yeah. got clocked by a teacher as a fanfic reader/writer on the first day in his class (i’m sure it’s mostly because of how we were reacting to the discussion about fanfic, not the actual writing we did)

also he assigned us to write self-insert fanfic today

the end

@existn-t and @angelicautism

I bet there’s an English teacher out there somewhere who reads their kids’ papers and thinks, “that one. That one’s a fanfic author.”

@martinifruit

HE DID IT AGAIN TODAY

SOMEONE TELL THIS MAN TO STOP CALLING OUT THE FANFIC AUTHORS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

it’s so funny cause he’s an old ass man so he just goes “from your reactions i know some of you are…involved in fanfic”

@existn-t

i'm on like a journey of self discovery but the discoveries are just new and exciting ways of describing whatever the hell is wrong w me

ooooh i’ve got one

ur short.

<3