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I turned my volume up just to see what he was playing and was not disappointed
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Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.
He was right: I do not believe my eyes.
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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
“Flames will be fed to my dog!”
Author notes with interactions with the characters… that were LONGER than the fic itself.
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Daisy the highland cow 🌼
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found a chunky male carpenter bee on his back in the rain & took him inside to warm up.
it worked too well and he was moving too quickly for nice photos!
you’ll have to take my word for it that he was a wonderful velvety texture.
(Xylocopa virginica)
Listen I love bees as much as the next person but you’re brave letting her crawl on your hand without fear of getting stung.
notice I said “male” and “he”
male bees have no stinger because a stinger is a modified egg-laying tube (ovipositor), an organ only found in female insects. he doesn’t have any way to injure me! I’d still pick up a female carpenter bee though, I’ve never known them to be nasty.
Carpenter bees are so funny, have you ever been OBSERVED by one before?
Around here they’ll zip right up to you and then pause, hover in front of you and scan you up and down like a little scifi drone. I like to imagine a little green checkmark appearing in their HUD when they’re done like “OBJECTIVE MET. MOBILE ENVIRONMENTAL OBSTRUCTION SCANNED: NO THREAT DETECTED. RESUME OBJECTIVE: FIND FLOWER.”
It’s so cute.
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consider: billy one day is like "oh god. how can i get out of JL monitor duty when im supposed to be at school. how can i avoid revealing i'm a student" and mary is like "billy you could literally just say you're a teacher" and then billy proceeds to do exactly that, and things start to get REALLY out of hand because suddenly all of the JL members are 1) asking him for advice with their sidekick issues and 2) asking him to TUTOR their sidekicks
billy: and that’s how the printer in the library jammed and ate my math homework
everyone: so what? your class just doesn’t get homework tonight? man I wish I had you as a teacher when I was in middle school