ahould be acceptable to ask a persons favourite organ. mine is the heart btw. unrelated, you should totally let me perform surgery on you lol for shits and giggles. then ill treat you to a nice dinner
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thinking about getting surgery to remove everything
If you're cold, they're cold; let vampires into your home.
*takes your hand* watch a bad tv show with me
the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away
i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.
What if we kissed and I call you gay afterwards?
and i'm not even living la vida loca
first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
The next time ur abt to rb heated rivalry posts think abt ur poor lesbian mutuals shivering all alone in the rain inside a cardboard box who could not give less of a fuck abt those men