So Minecraft, are your parents cube-shaped like you or did you really came out like that
Minecraft: ah… well i dont actually know my parents! i was found as a kit by jesus2
Jesus2: Here He Is The Day I Found Him
>>> Bit of extra explanation all my subxarclan cats are asexually produced so a lot of them are “parentless” in that way (or have only one known parent) they just look wildly different because they adapt to the environmental conditions they face <- my explanation for “dont think about it too hard” bullshit
I will always be here, darling. Right beside you. Even if you cannot see me, know: I see you, and I am so proud.
Girls 💋
he got a war in his minde
Come this October, Tigerstar will have been dead for 13 slutty slutty years
Oh God they’ve necromanced him. Twenty one slutty slutty years later and they’ve necromanced him
i love how the warriors family tree comes with a warning that it's completely fucked
