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white people in this country are so scared of anything māori. it would be funny if it wasn't so deeply sad

a few years ago there was national outrage and an attempt to boycott an entire chocolate company. not for unethical cocoa sourcing (whittakers makes an active effort to source all its cocoa beans 100% ethically). not for anything actually worth boycotting. nope! the outrage was over ONE special edition block of chocolate that was written in te reo māori instead of english. the main complaint from pākehā online? "we don't understand what it says! how are we supposed to know what we're buying!!!" I don't know man. I truly don't know how to help you if you can't understand that this is milk chocolate. no hope for you at all

#'miraka kirimi'#yeah that's impossible to understand #noone could ever guess that means 'milk cream'#not in a thousand years

thinking about the woman i met at a pub who unpromptedly said 'you're not ugly you're normal' and then asked me if i was autistic. she lived in a yurt.

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The two universal truths of life even the top gets called faggot and even the bottom lies about dick size

#the truth is even guys have no idea how big a dick is without actually measuring #so many times i've had people guess and be wildlyyy off

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> "mom and pop" store

> look inside

> my parents don't work there

translatetotagalog

> "mom and pop" ᜈ ᜆᜒᜈ᜕ᜇᜑᜈ᜕

> ᜐᜒᜎᜒᜉᜒᜈ᜕ ᜐ ᜎᜓᜂᜊ᜕

> ᜑᜒᜈ᜕ ᜈᜄ᜕ᜆᜆ᜕ᜍᜊᜑᜓ ᜀᜅ᜕ ᜋᜄᜓᜎᜅ᜕ ᜃᜓ ᜇᜒᜌᜈ᜕

#baybayin is pretty

please stop making me see the blond white guy from heated rivalry he is so so ugly and they're trying to psyop me people can't genuinely think this man is attractive

#he is in the same bucket of person as harry styles to me #everyone thinks they're the most attractive man on earth but they look like dog vomit to me i'm sorry

the cockroaches have come back and now a billion huntsman spiders have hatched in the laundry and it's going to be 40 C (105 f) tomorrow when am i gonna catch a break!!!

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Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

call that an mlm

nothing solidified that race is a social construct more than me having to read insane internet rants about cardi b's ethnicity

i remember at the height of racefaking drama here that two sort of separate phenomenons got mixed together as racefaking that i feel like maybe there should have maybe been a bigger distinction between. like there was like the rachel dolezal type completely white person claiming to be an ethnicity they're not vs like a white person with a black grandparent claiming to be black or mixed like. idk i don't think those are really the same thing ykno...

cleaned the bathtub yesterday and roommate who is always grumpy thanked me but then said 'if you're going to clean the bathtub can you like do the whole bathroom' and idk that made me a little annoyed idkk

guy who racefakes as sicilian

2026 must be good to me. or else.

every time someone says "zhee zhingping" i take poison damage.

it's 2026 do we really still need belgium

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botanyshitposts

lichens at the lichen new years party and they say 'heres to another prosperous 0.002 millimeters of growth everyone the sands of time march on!!' and they all absorb passing nutrient dust at the same time

threatening colombia too now

this year is the year i

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