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@metaphysicpareidolic

He/him. major. currently RVing my B crazy style.
art account: @metaphorparadox
ig: @unspokenwater
ao3: @sirandrewaguecheek

Veronica Lee, or just Lee. She’s the captain of my blue team, she sucks at it but she’s trying, okaay. May or may not been part of project freelancer, girl got half of her memory erased !!

Type of gal who starts bar fights because she’s boreed. Aaand she’s drinking buddies with my other oc, Fox :^) (second drawing is a bit old lol, first one is her updated design)

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i want people who leave comments on my art (or any of my posts for that matter) to know that you’re getting that dog in me all riled up and excited. he’s running all over the place and knocking shit over rn

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cortana & John-117 | Master Chief, Thomas Lasky & Sarah Palmer, Thomas Lasky & Sarah Palmer & Roland | RLD 0205-4 Characters: John-117 | Master Chief, Cortana (Halo), Thomas Lasky, Sarah Palmer (Halo), Roland | RLD 0205-4, UNSC Infinity Crew (Halo) Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

The MRE fic, or What if Cortana made Chief get a hobby and he became an MRE youtuber. Directly inspired by Steve1989MREInfo’s channel.

“You’re the primadonna, fine, but I’m leaving this in.”

“Never been called that before.”

“First time for everything. Now tell the audience what’s in that lovely sealed trash bag that you’re about to cut open and eat.”

Part 1 is out now! Best read on ao3 as the formatting is a bit wonky and it’s 6k words. I ain’t putting that under a readmore on this site. 

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thinking about my bespoke, canon-defacing blend of insane, evil and highly unethical old man yaoi again

no because imagine a restoration where they both survive and they’re puppeting the meta the whole time, using tucker as a weapon of mass destruction after having been forgotten, left behind, and overlooked for their entire careers

IT WOULD BE SO EASY. IT WOULD BE SO EASY LOOK AT ME. (grabs your face) LOOK AT ME.

Who killed flowers? Nobody. We don’t know who killed flowers. He died twice and both times the culprits were retconned through time travel bullshit.

As for Price, just give him an escape pod. Fucking easy.

It’s so fucking easy that I wonder if maybe their deaths were made purposefully unclear so that they could potentially be written back in.

thinking about my bespoke, canon-defacing blend of insane, evil and highly unethical old man yaoi again

no because imagine a restoration where they both survive and they’re puppeting the meta the whole time, using tucker as a weapon of mass destruction after having been forgotten, left behind, and overlooked for their entire careers

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