(via @yourguyeli)

you WILL listen to the unused portal 2 easter egg song “Don’t Say Goodbye” written and performed by glados voice actress ellen mclain

open a new window somewhere in the world. 

i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.

nobody talk to me nobody touch me i live here now. this is my new favorite thing.

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"

excuse the fact that it’s on soundcloud, i wish it wasn’t, but uh

@the-nerf-house enabled me WAY too fucking much, so. here’s a fansong from jordan’s perspective about ianite’s death! please excuse every part of this including my voice and the absolute shit quality but hey what can you do

lyrics below the cut

Keep reading

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guess whos been collecting achievement hunter clips to animate in class!! me. and i am making it your problem.

bc of my tv scriptwriting class i’ve been having to pitch A LOT of shows so here’s a concept for a unus annus inspired show: when his apprentice accidentally kills the wrong person, a grim reaper brings them back to life, jump-starting the zombie apocalypse.

Just thinking about Jordan sacrificing himself for his friends to eradicate the darkness.

Centuries go by, Tom and Karl eventually move on from being champions—it’s not the same without Jordan—and live the rest of their lives peacefully before they, too, pass away. The gods claim new champions except Ianite, who knew nobody could compare to her captain.

But a new war with the darkness is on the horizon after nearly a millennia and the new champions are just not up to par as their champions of old. They need more soldiers and a new plan quickly before they are decimated.

Lady Angrec, their mother, gives the gods their solution. Mianite, who had been cold to his new champions, greets Karl with a gasp and tears of joy as he embraces him. The original champion of Mianite returns the embrace with a hearty laugh and a smile.

Dianite has since changed in appearance, taking on fiery red features with sharp, curled horns and a feirce temper. His champions know never to talk back to him or joke around in his presence, but Tom was never a conventional Dianitee was he? He greets Dianite with a wicked smile and comments how he went from 0-100 in a few decades. It was the first time his champions of new had heard Dianite laugh without incinerating someone.

Ianite had hopes that her champion would return, but also doubts due to the nature of his death. A week after the other two champions returned with no sign of Jordan, Ianite resigned herself to never seeing him again. Her followers and soldiers only knew her as reserved, she rarely smiled or spoke, but was kind and benevolent to them, never cruel in her actions.

A meeting between the three gods and their champions of old and new occured in a secret area in a jungle biome. Ianite had brought alomg her advisors and trusted generals instead of a champion. Karl and Tom were talking animatedly with each other while the other champions looked as if they would rather be anywhere else except near their opposing champions.

There was a sudden rustling of branches and the snapping of twigs near their meeting spot. Tom and Karl were on high alert as everyone present drew their respective weapons. They waited. Soon a figure emerged from the trees. He wore a deep purple coat with ancient insignias sewed into the fabric and black pants. His netherite sword hung from his belt. The man dusted leaves and dirt off of himself and finally, he cleaned off his red sunglasses.

“Hey, I hope I’m not too late to join?” Is the first thing he said.

The champions of old immediately dropped their weapons when they saw the newcomer and shouted in joy at seeing their old friend and fellow champion. Tears were shed but they didn’t care. Their little circle was finally whole again.

The gods ordered their new champions to lowert their weapons as they saw the Captain. They resigned themselves to catching up with him later. But Ianite, Lady Ianite had waited long enough to see him again.

“My boy!” She cried. The two champions stepped back from Jordan as she moved forward towards him. He smiled up at her, oh how she missed his smile and bright eyes. He was crying as well.

“M’Lady. I’ve missed you.” Is all he said before she engulfed him in a bone-crushing hug. She knew, at this moment, that her hope had retuned. They wouod win this war.

With her boy at her side. She wouldn’t let him go again.

For @transvav

i made a uquiz about what you long for in life based off the words i find the prettiest. 

you can take it here !! i cried while making it, so have fun i guess

just in case you havent heard it today:

this took so long 

These are back! 

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts]

https://teespring.com/stores/prideknights

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

HOLY SMOKES

*sparkly eyes* This is so god damn cool

I JUST REALIZED THE BI PRIDE KNIGHT HAD STARS AND CONSTELLATIONS IM-

THE ARO KNIGHT IS AN ARCHER SOMEONE APPRECIATES A PUN!!!!!!!

The Pansexual Knight has multiple/different weapons! (Two types of daggers/short swords, and more on their back!)

With pride coming up soon we really want to do something to help raise spirits. Pride may be cancelled this year, but that doesn’t mean we still can’t celebrate it. We know some of you have been wanting a PK t-shirt for a long time. So, we are doing a giveaway of some Pride Knight merch!

Click here to enter!

This is VERY serious. Please keep you black cats inside this Friday the 13th!

Via trustmeimafraggle

You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….Or maybe you have a Gemsona that you want to create, but don’t have the energy to draw!

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

Gemsona stuffs;

How to Write Better OCs:

Character Development:

Need an Appearance idea?

Diversity

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Villains

Relationships

ARCHETYPES

NAMES

APPEARANCE

DETAILS

Need Item names?

Other stuffs!

Other Other stuffs!

WAIT!…if none of that worked, then maybe you want to make a southpark style character?

UNDERTALE STUFFS;

TMNT STUFFS;

THIS IS IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE

THANK GOD FOR THE OP

@caged-coconut

@kaminamae @any of my friends who could be interested

ALL HAIL