You’ve heard of Men Loving Men (MLM) and Multi Level Marketing (MLM) but I would like to propose a new concept wherein I date two men who each date two men who each date two men etc, which I like to call Multi Level Men Loving Men, or MLMLM

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

2026 we're sleeping continuously for 365 days

i always think about r.a.t.t.a.t.a. (read all the time and take amphetamines). it's just so true

@circumlocutive:

it's from this screenshot; i don't know where this screenshot is from.

To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior

The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.

2025 | 2026 🇧🇷

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.

Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.

Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?

Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.

An old man who has been running an orphanage for 60 years. And also owned dozens of cats, all lived past 30 years old.

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

big fan of when a piece of media introduces a silly villain with silly powers that also happen to be one of the most powerful people in the universe. every story needs some kind of immortal clown. its important to me.

How it feels

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

it's really easy to be kind to girls who are pre-E. it's free. doesn't cost anything. just saying. be kind n all that.

Reblog to let a girl who is pre-E know that you love her, now!!!!

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

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