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lemony: the baudelaire siblings were in hot water
lemony: a phrase which here means totally fucked
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i lied put your clothes back on. i’m going to explain to you how the entirety of a series of unfortunate events was meant to explain the foster care system to young children and how mr. poe symbolizes every adult who doesn’t believe abused children and instead falls for the facades that the abuser puts on in order to maintain a sense of innocence
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count olaf if he was chill
based on this iconic post of course
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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
Reblong?
∴ᔑリリᔑ ʖᒷℸ ̣?
Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
Reblong?
"YOU WOULDN'T DEEPTHROAT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH"
this post contains:
1 clown!
1 mime!
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
Sneblong to snive snomeone an snice sneam snanditch.
Sneblong?
"SNOU WOULDN'T SNEEPNOAT AN SNICE SNEAM SNANDWICH"
snis snost snontains:
1 snlown!
1 snime!
Any other surprise newcomers want to take a swing at completely and irrevocably changing this post’s context at the expense of the human language
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*a few months after The Ithica Saga*
Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*
Penelope: Love? What's wrong?
Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!
Penelope: What??
Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!
Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.
*meanwhile in the Underworld*
Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass
