For a man who's constantly saying "shut up Merlin" Arthur REALLY loves when that little guy talks. Merlin is blabbering away constantly and Arthur is all pretend irritation and 'stop talkinnggg' but the second he actually DOES stop talking Arthur goes into IMMENSE panic mode, like just say you love when he talks his nonsense, we've seen your heart eyes bitch you are not fooling anyone

@mortalmab this take is ON point

I need everyone to stop thinking they can't be late to the party.

That series came out 10 years ago but a random edit has intrigued you? Watch it. That film is 30 years old? Watch it. That album thats decades years old? Listen to it. The books - read them!

You never know where inspiration/clarity/literal brain rewiring shit is going to come from. Media has no expiration date.

I need everyone

to stop thinking they can’t be

late to the party.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea

It makes sense to protect evil spaces. I mean, if one gets destroyed the evil is gonna have to go somewhere else. And I am not risking it being my body- I do not need another voice in my telling me stuff I would rather not hear.

@nardaviel

The first time Stiles and Derek ever worked together on something is them gaslighting Scott into thinking bitten wolves can't eat chocolate. They somehow manage to maintain this lie for nearly two decades

started watching teen wolf and i was truly not prepared for the amount of times derek just fucking APPEARS out of thin air. i know its a gag in the fandom. i didn't realize how literal it was bc why is my mans living his best horror movie creature life while the others are in a teen drama

I’m trying to get the boys I coach to stop saying “I’m gonna kms” after every little inconvenience (it’s my fault tbh) and last night my goalie missed an easy shot and screamed he’s gonna run away to Africa, become a National Geographic photographer and win the Wildlife Photographer of the Year award.

Turns out that’s actually what he wants to do. And I love that he replaced ending his life with his dreams for his future. Like yes, this inconvenience sucks but I will persist anyway.

sub derek (ღ˘◡˘ღ)

i used a reference for derek because i don’t know how knots work. wait not those knots! i know how those knots work. knots that you tie people up with.

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

Redhead Russula (Russula rhodocephala)

Wtf do u even mean “the thread of prophecy is severed” if the grand design is so fragil as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there’s a better Destiny in store for those who hold tha scissors -_-

I think if he was TRULY essential he woulda had more fire resistance tbh

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

I almost spit out my water

So, Disney storyboarded Hercules in live action with dancers. My mind is blown

Source

THE SPOOK WHO SAT BY THE DOOR (1973) dir. IVAN DIXON

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

Answer the question, Derek.