‼️NOT THAT BIG OF A SPOILER FOR THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT STILL‼️
The funniest thing about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭
Well, it’s sort of a question of what kind of crime you prefer. Robots and giant monsters or street gangs and psychopaths?
There is a giant man eating alligator out there in Gotham that I got to deal with lol
‼️NOT THAT BIG OF A SPOILER FOR THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT STILL‼️
The funniest thing about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭
listen they knew for a fact that if superman couldn't finish that shit, batman would
DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY MAN LIKE THAT
‼️NOT THAT BIG OF A SPOILER FOR THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT STILL‼️
The funniest thing about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭
look, Joker juuust went to Arkham. we probably got a few weeks off in Gotham before he tries to clown gas the whole town, eh?
We got more than just Joker in this city 😭
The only thing unrealistic about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭
Would you rather take your shot with a crazy clown who will give you a 40/60 percent chance of living (only with trauma) OR donald trump with no hair and a mac suit?
Crazy clown. No hesitation.
See? My points are proven.
How about go to any other city 💀
clark kent using his x-ray vision while he fucks you <3
clark kent x fem! reader
minors dni, 18+!!
you could feel it in the way clark gripped your waist as he pressed into you, hips rolling with a slow, steady force. the pads of his fingers dug into your skin deep, no doubt leaving marks after. his light moans perfectly in tune with his thrusts, eyes half lidded behind his fogged glasses that had slid down a little. but his gaze was locked on you regardless, like he couldn’t look anywhere else— he wasn’t allowing himself to. he was lost deep into your body beneath him.
oh god, and he felt deep, too. feeling him stretch you in such a way, like he was buried into your core. he snapped his hips into yours with a sudden movement, causing you to dig your fingers into his shoulders, dragging them down his toned back. “oh my..clark, it’s— you’re so deep..”
