Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

SAW

2004, dir. James Wan

you’re so chronically offline.. go inside and touch some keyboard damn

💜 N.S.F.W./18+ READERS ONLY FOR FICS IN PINK 💜

The Boys Who Wouldn't Grow Up - ONGOING

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Lucy the Ex-Hippie - COMPLETE

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A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'N Roll - ONGOING

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We Only Come Here to Watch One Thing - Marko/Dwayne/Paul/Maria (1) (2) (3) (4)

Michael Emerson is a Slut For Praise - Michael/The Lost Boys (1) (2) (3)

GIFT FICS FOR TheyreOnlyNoodlesMike

KARMA - Poly!LostBoys/Female!OC (collab)

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Love At First Bite - Female!OC/Male!OC (same universe as Party The Pain Away)

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Boys Night Out - Marko/Dwayne/Paul

Happily Ever After - Star/Paul

Vampire Bride - David/Female!Reader, Marko/Dwayne/Paul/Female!Reader

Sweet Dreams - Marko/Female!Reader

Giving Dwayne a Baby - Dwayne/Female!Reader

Look, But Don't Touch - David/GN!Reader

Trust In Me - David/GN!Reader

Daddy Issues - Michael/TransMasc!Reader

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark - David/Marko/Paul/Dwayne/GN!Reader

Crybaby - David/Michael

Pretty In Pink - David/Michael

Baby Come Back - Dwayne/Female!Reader (sequel to T.L.C.)

Doctor's Orders - Marko/Female!Reader

Kiss and Make Up pt. 1 - Paul/Dwayne

The Boy is Mine - Michael/Female!OC (collab)

Sunkissed - Michael/Female!Reader (collab)

Once Upon a December - David/Female!OC

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Dance the Night Away - David/GN!Reader

Party Hard - Paul/GN!Reader

Love and Care - Dwayne/Female!Reader

Sick Day - Marko/Male!Reader

I Want the Hurt - David/Female!Reader

Spread 'Em - Paul/GN!Reader

A compilation of all the HCs I've made for the Lost Boys! 🦇🦇🦇🦇

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Sequel: It's Just Dark - David/Marko/Paul/Dwayne/GN!Reader

Love Marks - David/GN!Reader

Everything's Alright - Paul/GN!Reader

Shirts vs. Skins - David/Marko/Paul/Dwayne/Michael/TransMasc!Reader

You're In Love - Marko/Paul/TransMasc!Reader

Waiting For a Girl Like You - Marko/Paul/Female!Reader

Daddy Knows Best - David/Female!Reader

Good Boy - Paul/Female!Reader

Take It Like a Man - TransMasc!Michael/David

Mary On A Cross - David/Marko/Paul/Dwayne/Michael/Female!Reader

Little Sister - Platonic Lost Boys & Lesbian!Reader (w/hint of Reader/Maria)

Bedtime - Poly!Lost Boys/GN!Reader (but mostly David/GN!Reader)

Teacher's Pet - Marko/GN!Reader

Just The Two of Us - Marko/David

The real reason why Michael never joined the gang was because he realized that he would have to bottom for David for the rest of eternity, and that’s like a whole new nightmare

That's quitter talk!!!!

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

Quick sketch made during our TLB Pen and Paper RP tonight :D

I need more Dwayne/Paul in my life.

A QUICK sketch???!! This is gorgeous!! They look so handsome!

Finally finished this! I’m really happy with how it turned out, and I got it done in time to have prints and stickers for Mad Monster Expo! Yay!

Anyways, just wanted to draw some cute horror stuff lol Hope ya like ☺️

I just wanted to add, I have stickers of this piece in my Etsy shop 🦇

https://www.etsy.com/shop/SpookieScarrie?ref=shop_profile&listing_id=4432265090

Take my money right this second. I gotta check out the shop immediately 👀