tragic: beautiful and clueless kitty cat has hopped onto your bed seeking attention exactly 30 seconds before you need to get up.

THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED - 1.04 "Summer Festival"

says a lot about spn that nobody expected a secret good episode everybody was like yeah this was always going to be dogshit

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

the world famous detective is a real and endangered species and the only one left in the wild is hbomberguy

who said this fanfic shit was hard

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

​hang on let me beam it into your head so we can both imagine two repressed homos go at it raw

your month, your flower friend!

when someone is giving me verbal instructions and they end it by saying “hard to miss”. brother in christ you have no idea how easy it is for me actually

oops

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

Happy Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice year to everyone who celebrates💛Gonna pop the biggest bottles when Phoenix gets hit by that car

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet