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Ram(one), 26, any pronouns. Kind of inactive these days, at least on main. Not the person I used to be. Former "anti-SJW" and "anti-anti-shipper," current leftist, social justice enjoyer, and completely removed from shipcourse for the sake of my own sanity. Uhhhh, that's it I think.
K bye…

I will no longer publish donation asks or reblog fundraising posts from people I don't personally know or trust. Do not send me asks or DMs asking for donations or tag me in donation posts - you will be ignored and, if you continue, blocked!

Pinned post, for anyone who wants to take a quick look.

Um, hi! I'm Ramone. Formerly known as kalashnikiller or killer-of-kalashnis. This blog is basically an ancient relic at this point and I no longer hold a lot of the beliefs that I used to when I was a literal child. Please, take everything on this blog (especially the stuff I said when I was in my teens) with a grain of salt. I think it's safe to say that I'm not that person anymore - he kinda sucked.

Here's some info about the current me.

I'm 26 as of last updating this (born November 1999, in case I forget to update).

My identity is super weird and complex. We'd be here forever if I got into it now. The most basic description I can give you is "trans, genderqueer, bi, a-spec, and polyamorous." Any pronouns are fine - and yes, I mean literally any pronouns. Neos are freaking cool and I'm sorry I didn't realize that sooner! I would also really appreciate it if you alternated pronouns for me instead of sticking to one set, but I absolutely understand if that hurts your brain so it's not a requirement. (An example would be "I went to the store with him yesterday. I had to pay for her stuff, because they forgot to bring its wallet. Fae's so forgetful sometimes!")

I'm Canadian, but like, Southern Canadian somehow. I'm also white, if this matters to you. I am trying to be better about POC and their struggles.

I'm autistic and cognitively/intellectually disabled (which would have been nice to know earlier /j but also /srs), plus other sundry brainweirds. As a consequence, I sometimes say things that don't make sense. If that happens, just ask me to explain and I'll gladly do so to the best of my ability!

I'm a lot more left-leaning now than I used to be. I try to learn as much as I can about social justice and how to be a better advocate and better human, but the disability makes it a little difficult.

I also had a dog for a large portion of my time operating on this blog. That's him in my header image! Search "doge" or "deeogee" if you want more. He passed away in July 2023, but he's still the king of my heart. 🖤 Our current pet is Mom and Dude's cat, Mary-Jane (MJ for short) and I might post about her sometimes. She's a chaos demon.

OH ALSO, I coin MOGAI things sometimes! I coined genderfrith and a couple other things - check my terms and stuff out at @kalliepride!

I think that's all, but I guess I'll update if I ever need to. Enjoy your time looking at this dusty old memory!

this advice has been passed along to me, so I would like to pass it along to you

a cargo plane violently crashed and exploded today (november 4 2025) in the united states, shortly after lifting off from the louisville muhammad ali international airport, which is an airport in louisville kentucky. apocalyptic looking fire. there is currently a shelter in place order nearby and I think the runway is completely closed down at the moment

the videos of the crash and aftermath, I have been told, get fairly distressing. it was a cargo plane so not full of passengers but the explosion was pretty big and at the moment the fires are not contained and it is unclear how many people were injured or killed

but people were absolutely injured and killed, some of those injuries are gruesome, and the numbers are expected to rise

be kind to yourself and if you think you might even slightly be affected by these videos, consider making an effort not to watch them. a lot of these videos are being posted in places with autoplay. a lot of comments on this situation involve warnings that these videos get gnarly. as a reminder, it is absolutely possible to develop PTSD, PTSD-like symptoms, and other major negative mental and/or physical health effects just from videos even if you live halfway around the world from a tragedy

not like I post a warning every time something bad happens and violent videos go around but I happened to get a warning about this specific thing and I wanted to share that warning with you

take care

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

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starlingsongs-deactivated201608

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

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starlingsongs

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

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nativejade

no white gay will reblog this

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uglynb

no white lgb person will reblog this

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

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eyeshadow2600fm

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R

Shout-out to Marsha P. Johnson, who I did like, 3 separate school projects on because I thought she was so cool. And I still do.

Fuck Terfs and fuck people who remain blindly ignorant. They are the worst kind of Irrational, they are Irrational by choice.

Police may also feign kettles in order to cause a protest to disperse.

Protests that move quickly are harder to kettle (but are easier to split up as people get left behind). Something important to note is that kettles are used by police to gather intelligence. Police may tell you that you will be allowed to leave if you provide your name and your address, if you give information about other protestors etc. Police can and will lie to you, do not trust them. Never talk to cops. Being trapped in a kettle is stressful. Police may decide to arrest a few of you or all of you. Their goal is to gather information and to demoralize you. They might threaten or harass you. Your goal should be to remain calm and to help the people around you remain calm. Remember if nobody talks, everyone walks.

kettles are illegal in some places in the US. never forget that cops are above the law and break it all the time. do not be lulled into a false sense of safety by laws against kettles. "that's illegal! you can't do that!" does nothing to stop a drove of riot swine.

stay watchful even if kettles are illegal in your area

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

Discussion Questions

  1. This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
  2. In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
  3. Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

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feferi

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

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rudesby

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN 

AND YET

WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES

AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED

TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL

THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS

my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

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ruffboijuliaburnsides

God how has it been that long

Happy Anniversary to this twenty year old flash epic!

AND IT IS UNFORTUNATELY SOMEWHAT EVERGREEN 2025

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