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James: *peeling a banana* May I take your coat sir? Regulus: *to sirius* Does he think no one else can hear him? He’s such a loser i can’t believe I love him this much.

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Remus: What if I will go into the library and never got out?

Sirius: then I will build you the best one to be at together

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Sirius: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Regulus:

Sirius: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Regulus, deadpan: I’m gay.

Sirius: Not like that

Regulus: I’m trans

Sirius: you are also a little shit.

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Sirius: You work well under pressure.

Remus: Thank you, I call it ‘anxiety with benefits’

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Regulus: Potter you are the worst in every way imaginable. If you were to disappear tomorrow I wouldn't notice unless it was because I realized I was free from the pain of witnessing your mediocrity.

James: *doesn't show up to a quidditch practice*

Regulus: *definitely not at all emotional, grabbing Sirius in the arm* Sirius, where the hell is James?

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Sirius: What would Minnie say if she were here right now?

James: [impersonating Mcgonagall] Boys! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders.

Remus: Its usually right though

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Sirius, putting on Remus’s Jacket: Are you sure its okay? Are you sure you’re not cold?

Remus, Lying threw his chattering teeth: NoDont worr-ry about it Im completely fine-e

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Walburga: *slaps quaffle out of Sirius's hands*

Walburga: No child of mine is being a jock in this goth family.

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Evan: You know what, I don’t care what you do do what you want.

Barty: but you’re coming with, yeah?

Evan: Obviously.

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Sirius, on his back on a picnic blanket: People for centuries like to look up towards the sky and interpret what they see and find their way. Look - this is Canis Major there, but that cloud look like a pumpkin!

Remus, staring at Sirius: I see an angel

Sirius, blushing: You're supposed to look at the stars, Moony

Remus: I am