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magicmazzic
Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers
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This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.
Reblogged jame7t
i drank two doctor peppers and let it create a third
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Sentenced to death... For being too lovely!
It is most amusing that you have referred to my knight as my ‘yappy little purse dog’, I could not agree more with the assessment. He certainly is loquacious and he conducts himself like a dog. He is always in my purse as well with his constant need for tack and new swords. Oh, the sword budget! He is continuously destroying and mislaying them, wedging them in rocks somewhere or striking the ground to see sparks. It appears as though he has just misplaced one in your chest.
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This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.
This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anyone" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Reblogged diamondguls
Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay
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