steve chobs designed the iphone to slip out of your hands the fucked human

steve chobs designed the iphone to slip out of your hands the fucked human

Yellow Submarine illustration cels

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

woah this got big!! and after another try i have another untested tweak for yall. this should help the weird pinchy side seams out. yey

My first attempt! I made the pattern a bit smaller as I wanted it to be able to fit in a pocket, but then (accidentally but perhaps unavoidably) sewed it with a wider seam allowance than the resized pattern indicated, so the face is proportionally a bit too big and I lost some detail in the ear shape. I'm pleased with it though! It was fun to make something and to do some handsewing.

SOO CUTE AND TINIE 😭

I tried this pattern a while back to try out some minky and I get no points for making the pattern well but looook at my boyyy

His name is Tofu. Thank you for sharing the pattern I will love him forever

making this post because my mom ran out of gas somewhere outside of town(thankfully shes near a gas station from what i understand from her text message), and shes stranded with her bank account negative by a lot from a loan coming out today. she didn't know it was negative when she left. we asked our brother first when she asked me to ask him if he could, he can't, and i hate asking him and i hate making these posts. but it is sadly necessary if we want her to get home.

im disabled (schizophrenic spectrum, brain tumor, DID, etc) but i can still do tarot readings in exchanged- my old main tarot deck is missing cards, but i can do a wild unknown tarot card (which is only missing the major arcana card "the world") reading in exchange for helping my mom out. ive been practicing/studying tarot for 10 ish (soon to be 11) years! just send me a DM with a screenshot of the paypal message, and i will send a reading of any card amount, to any questions, and any follow up questions. the goal will be $125 so that way her bank account will be positive and then she can fill up her gas tank enough to get home.

my moms paypal

$0/125

replies will be where i update the amount given! thank you for reading this! boosting this post to people who can help out will help us out. im currently watching my 6 year old sister while our mom is stranded.

Vintage Aerolux 2 Horses Decorative Neon Light Bulb, 1930's

Main character from "Strains" (2036, Pixar, AI-generated segments directly correlated to the extinction of a unique kind of salamander in the former Amazon rainforest): Maybe... Maybe I'm not sativa or indica! Maybe I'm something else... Something in-between!

38+ y/o who still makes gifsets: Y'ALL.

had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

she’d do a hell of a lot to get out of skid row….

So my last post died out. I'm not finna pretend that my backstory matters, because frankly half the time I truly feel that being Black and disabled ensures I get less views and shares and assistance, but there it is. I'm Black, nonbinary, disabled, and trying to survive. I wish I could work, but there's no jobs out there that I can actually do at the moment, that's why I'm in school.

My husband's car broke down while he was out of state for one of his freelance jobs. The transmission belt broke, but our car model apparently has a chain, so when it broke, it shattered, scattering metal everywhere inside the transmission. Forcing him to get the whole transmission replaced. 5200 dollars we didn't have.

He was stranded three days, which was more money, cuz he needed somewhere to stay and something to eat. It ate up all his money for Xmas presents and for groceries and he'll still be paying the bill off every month for a while.

We need groceries more than anything, and I'd like to get half the month's car bill as well. That's 400 for groceries and household stuff like toilet paper and cat litter, and 500 for the car. That damn transmission almost ruined Christmas, but my friends here and on mastodon and the kindness of strangers kept us from starving and having very little under the tree for our 9 year old. As it is, she is the one most affected by our lack of food and that sucks.

Cashapp $singsongraptor

Venmo singsongraptor

Paypal

Throne wishlist (mutual aid)

0/900

Spending my last 9 bucks on bread and glue for a kid's project.

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking