50 cent was lowkey the most important man in my household growing up like it went 50 cent then jesus christ

i vividly remember my parents arguing once and my mom yelled “you’re not even half the man 50 is” then my dad slammed a door and left. these people raised me

(inspired by this classic tumblr post)

my roommate is watching a movie i wonder if i can figure out which

ohhhh i think its andor actually

god not only can you execute alistair, you have a special romance only line for it:

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

It's go big or go home for the New Caledonian giant gecko! These geckos are a prime example of island gigantism- a theory in which the size of an species isolated within a small range increases dramatically in comparison to its mainland relatives. New Caledonian geckos are noted for being the largest gecko species, growing up to 43 cm (17 in) long and weighing up to 500 g (17.6 oz)!

(Image: A New Caledonian gecko (Rhacodactylus leachianus) by Lennart Hudel)

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

But really, though 🥺

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.

Fuccckkk I forgot about reallybig sandwich

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

he was just very real about it