Fae would be f*cked in the modern world.

Imagine

Fae: If you want to pass through these woods you shall give me your name.

Girl : It’s Taylor

Fae: Thank you very much my lady, but you have fallen right for my trap.

Fae *a moment later* why the fuck isn’t it working?

Girl : Oh cause it’s spelled Teighlore

Fae: I beg you finest pardon, WHY?

———

Fae: What is you name dear sir?

Guy: Brandon

Fae: (I’ve got you this time)

Guy: Oh it’s spelled Breandohn

Fae: Did your mother hate you?

———

Fae *completly done*: What is your name?

Girl: Emily

Fae: oh let me guess, is it spelled Emileigh? Or Emeilie? OR MAYBE Ameily

Girl: No… it’s Emili

Fae: F*CK THAT. I QUIT!

Fanfic idea

Character A is a vampire and kiddnaps the character B to drink their blood. Because vampires drink blood, because their body doesn't digest normal iron, only the one that was in a human before.

BUT PLOT TWIST! Character B is severly anemic (and they know it) like no iron at all. A has a mental break down beacuse of it. They broke the law FOR NOTHING. What the hell are they even going to do now?!

I need help science side of tumblr

If a zombie has punctured lungs and goes into a body of water

Will it sink to the bottom? or just awkwardly exist in the middle?

Because it won't float to the top, (lack of air in the lungs)

But will it be heavy enough to sink to the bottom? Since there still is some air in the bones.

And will it work in an Ocean where the salt will push the body upwards?