Four Glee characters of your choosing are chosen to compete in a quadrathlon. What events does it include (not necessarily traditional sports), who does which leg, and how do they perform?
i need you to know, i've been sitting on this ask for like a week and it is genuinely.... one of the most bizarre and amazing things i've ever been asked. like THANK YOU for concocting and curating such an insane hypothetical for me, i've been thinking about it all week.
i think i'm just gonna go with the traditional quadrathlon format which is swimming, cycling, kayaking, running.
swimming - this obviously goes to sam because he was on the mckinley synchronized swimming team aka the guppies. he is absolutely wonderful and obviously carries the team bc he's perfect.
cycling - honestly the first person to come to mind for this was sue sylvester. first of all she is an athlete and she is a winner so she would obviously eat down. also i can't help but think about jig-sue, like, there's a connection there. i just love sue and she knows how to get the job done.
kayaking - this has to go to artie because he has phenomenal upper body strength, i think it would be a challenge but he would kill it.
running - my mind went to rachel for this one, probably because of her morning routine which includes the elliptical. i feel like we see her running A LOT in glee in various contexts.
dream team they would obvs take the whole thing. thank you for this absurd question this is the kind of shit my brain lives for hahaha
omg and dennis hesitating when he sees robby there and getting all flustered and fumbly and robby just raises an eyebrow and keeps watching him, and nods at him to step up and keeps looking until dennis gets his cock out, and then he can't help reacting to seeing it so hard and small and flushed and soaked, and the whole time dennis is mesmerised by robby's steady stream and wishing he was wet with it instead of just his own desperation, and is so overwhelmed he whimpers too-loudly and robby almost groans out loud at the sound
(maybe just as langdon walks in for maximum drama lol)
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ahhhhhhh oh my god... dennis goes into the bathroom so naturally robby just assumes he's in there to piss so dennis goes up to the urinal next to his and... he's just standing there willing his erection to go away... and duh, it won't... and after a while nothing's happened and robby is like, "performance anxiety?"
and dennis just squeaks, he is actually genuinely melting of anxiety and embarrassment and robby glances over and- ohhhhh
i love these hypotheticals, i know the craziest things happen in the pitt bathroom
noah wyle via gq
As you get more immersed in the storytelling, hopefully you realize very quickly that you don't have the objectivity of looking down on this pit, you're inside this pit with everybody else.
-> on the choice to not have music in the pitt
He's right behind me isn't he
*fnaf metal clang noise*
boss makes a dollar i make him slime
It's called a happy trail because i'm happy trailing my fingers along it
