new year’s resolution | m.s
“matt, what the hell is your new year’s resolution?” you asked your best friend; matt.
matt looked at you with confusion in his eyes. he hadn’t even thought about it.
“well…” matt thought…
“fuck—“ matt groaned, pull your hair tightly. “you like this, yeah?”
you moaned in response, gripping the pillows under you. you were so fucking wet it wasn’t even funny, and you were so fucking close.
“matt…” you moaned.
“fucking…fu…ck!” matt moaned, moving his hands to your hips, pulling you back on his cock.
“‘m gonna cum,” you moaned.
matt spanked your ass once. “fucking milk me.”
“matt?” you said, snapping your fingers in his face.
matt’s head snapped towards you.
“what is your new year’s resolution?” you repeated.
“uh, go to the gym or something,” said matt.
“boring.” you said. “you want chinese food?”
“so…are you gonna text her or…” nick asked chris, sneaking a glance at his phone.
“she has my phone number actually.” chris said, looking blankly at his phone.
you haven’t text him and it’s been five days since the interaction, so maybe he read the situation all wrong. until he got a notification with a number he didn’t know.
hi. i’m the embarrassing woman from the bar.
chris smirked at his phone, imagine your face as he texted back: the one who wanted to marry me?
i didn’t want to marry you, i was drunk, you texted back.
ouch, he texted, that deflated my ego.
and i found out that you’re pretty famous, you text.
oh, he texted as he was smirking, i didn’t know i was your husband either so i guess we’re both surprised
go out with me, he texted
and why would i do that?
because i wanna get to know you, dur, chris texted.
just then he got a phone call from you. he held his breath as he answered it.
“hi.” you said.
“hi.” chris said.
“you really want me to go on a date with you?” you asked.
chris smirked. “i wanna get to know you better now that im gonna be marrying you.”
“oh shut up,” i said, “i was drunk.”
“drink words, sober thoughts.” chris pointed out.
“so you’re sayin if i go on a date with you ill still have those feelings that i want marry you?” you tease.
“absolutely,” said chris. “imma gem.”
“okay,” i said. “if you’re a gem then we can meet up at my favorite coffee shop.”
“just text me the confirmation and i’ll be waiting for you,” chris said.
“goodbye, husband,” you said.
“goodbye, wife.” chris said.
chris smiled as he got off the phone, clutching it in his hand.
“well, that’s not an average conversation,” said nick.
“with her, it is.” said chris, practically skipping to his room.
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! | c.s
about ~> you had no luck in relationships until you ran into chris sturniolo
warnings ~> fluff
“where the hell is my husband?” you yelled in the middle of the bar, drunk in your birthday. “because i wanna see him.”
your friends laughed at you, taking pictures and taking shots, having a blessed time. but you meant it. you meant it from the bottom of your heart.
later that night, you walked down out of the bar with your friend, her helping keep you up. you were hammered, but it was better than feeling nothing at all.
“try and walk in a straight line, y/n,” said your friend. “i’m trying to help you.” but she couldn’t help you any longer, dropping you in the pavement in front of someone.
“woah,” he said. he lifted you up from your underarms, hosting you up with your friends help. he was cute…no…handsome. his brown hair messy and those blue eyes. you wanted it.
you smiled. “look, i found my new husband.”
“oh yeah?” he said. “i’m your husband now?”
you nodded.
“thanks a ton,” your friend said.
“can pretty boy come with us?” you asked, reaching out for him.
“my name is chris,” he said. “and your husband has to go home now.”
“no! don’t leave!” you exclaimed.
he chuckled and turned to your friend. “give her my number when’s she’s sober.” he turned back to you. “bye.”
“girl,” you whispered (and failed). “i think i found a husband.”
chris heard you and laughed to himself, hands in his pockets, ready to tell his brothers about the treasure he had found.
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@cherrycokeispunk thank you so much for tagging me babes!
♡ favorite color: my favorite color is and forever will be pink, i also love all pastels but if you must know anything about me is that i live and breathe pink!
♡ last song: i was listening to nettles by ethel cain when i got this notification, also lately i've been NEEDING to write something with that vibe.
♡ currently reading: these days i've been rereading once upon a broken heart, one of my favorites btw.
♡ currently watching: i'm rewatching smallvile for a hundredth time this year, if you haven't realized yet i'm a repeater of everything and smallville is one of my comfort shows of all time!
♡ currently craving: sushi. no matter when you're reading this i'm always craving sushi, even when i'm eating sushi i'm still craving sushi.
♡ coffee or tea: quoting my always powerful variant lorelai gilmore. "coffee, coffee, coffee." in all its forms and shapes coffee has got me through hell and back too many times. (words of an addict but how much is too much coffee?)
i would like to tag this beautiful fairy princess girlfriend @rafesbuzzcutseason
anddddd some of my moots i wish i was more of an extrovert to be able to talk to them @torahwrites @torturedpoetism @vampiriito @gingerteafairy @sematarygirls @wond3rland13
Thank you so much for tagging me angel 🤍
♡ favorite color: pink is practically the color that occupies my whole life and it always has lmao
♡ last song: Elizabeth taylor (so glamorous cabaret version) by taylor swift. I've been so obsessed with it and I wouldnt be surprised if somehow its in my top five songs on wrapped
♡ currently reading: im not reading any book rn because ive been so busy but the last book i finished was a reread of the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo which is my favorite book ever
♡ currently watching: stranger things s2 🤍
♡ currently craving: well, as im writing this im eating hot Chester chips which ive been craving all day so ig that lol
♡ coffee or tea: coffee forever (@vcnillafairy ur so real because that lorelai quote is like me everyday lmao)
hiyaaa thank you sooo much for tagging me honeyy. it's so silly but I'm literally so flattered I'm practically giggling to myself
𝚏𝚊𝚟 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚛 — tbh I love all colours sooo much so it's hard to pick one but I'd have to say blue for loyality and nostalgia. when I was really young (reception) I felt bad because nobody in my class' favourite colour so blue and I have a tendency to humanise and personify inanimate objects so I didn't want blue to feel bad about himself ( blue was a boy in my mind ) because it was nobody's number one ( was most definitely projecting my own feelings onto a colour but oh well)
𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕘 — A boy like that/I have a love from Steven Spielberg's west side story. not only is Mike Faist in that movie and he is my absolute love so is my sweetie Rachel Zegler. I wish I could get over my fear of public speech because I love theatre so much I'd love to act but I'm so terrified
𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 — A secret History (saw an edit of it, intrigued, lost the edit but remembered the book, months went by, bought the book) I really wanted to challenge myself a little more with reading at least slightly because I feel like the reason I go through books so fast is not only because I just genuinely enjoy reading and probably the plot but also because it's too simple
ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ — Stranger things S2 as well (twinning 🤞) rewatching in honour of the new season it's bringing back so many memories nostalgia will be the death of me
𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓇ℯ𝓃𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝓰 — I think I've eaten everything there possibly is too eat today I'm not really craving anything right now. if I had to pick tho buldak noodles
ᶜᵒᶠᶠᵉᵉ ᵒʳ ᵗᵉᵃ — tea all the wayyyy. my grandma makes the best teaaa and I went to Spain recently the teabags there were so good I'm really regretting not getting some for myself to bring back to England
hopefully I didn't write too much anaaaa, you really don't have to read it I was just rambling
🏷️: @bellebottomjeans (my most recent mutual sooo I think it makes sense to want to know you better <3) @noisyalmonddreamer (kinda followed me back out of the blue, not that I'm complaining obvv, and I've seen you interact with a bunch of our shared mutuals but we've neve had a direct talk so should definitely change that) @illumoria (I think you're one of my closest mutuals in age and although I try not to let that effect myself too much especially since I've fallen victim to being one of the 'you're so mature for your age' but I think it'd be nice to not have to worry about being immature and silly with someone) @allisluv (have always been like obsessed with your work from affair so I have let that scare me into admiring from a distance but you followed me back on my old account and again this time round so I must be doing something right. loveee to hear moree) @cr3stawrites (sadly have kinda fell out of djats and hg for noww and that was the main thing we had in common so haven't been able to speak much but I'd love to get to know if we have some other shared interestss) @norapetals (I will nwve forgetting the excitement I get whenever I get a new mutual i loveee interacting with people all the time but sadly we haven't done that much and I am determined to fix that) @daisyjonesgf (perhaps for nostalgia sake that I am evidently a sucker to I have to include miss wandaa. my first mutual after I spammed you with so many comments it might've been pity but also my literal inspiration to start writing with the rivers finnick odair fic that sent littl me into a chokehold. I will never forget the mrsnancywheeler days)
awhhh!! this is so sweet thank you! I am glad to be one of the people you can be silly with hehe <3 I luv uu!!
۶ৎ fav color: light pink, brown, and navy blue
last song: impurities; le sserafim
۶ৎ currently reading: the perks of being a wallflower; stephen chbosky
currently watching: dexter
۶ৎ currently craving: some wingstop...
coffee or tea: iced coffee
npt!!: @kittens4kitty @starfires-comet @jmfilmed @sturnsflirt @viviansturns @breesturn @hufflezki @sorvenic
𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚐, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎!
- 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛 : 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚔, 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠
- 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 : 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 - 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊𝚣
- 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 : 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝𝚖
- 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 : 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 (𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 100 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)
- 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 : 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒!
- 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊 : 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑!
𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜 : @kenah-sturn1olo @sturnililio @sturnl0v3r @passionfruitchris @privatelyowned-t @heyitskitty
Thank you so much for tagging me🩷
♡ favorite color: rose gold. I just fell in love with it in 2023— pink too. I love them.
♡ last song: I was listening to musical soundtracks. I started w hamilton and went to the greatest showman, so the last song is 'this is me'
♡ currently reading: my physics textbook :( rn I'm studying, so I'm not reading for my own amusement
♡ currently watching: I'm rewatching stranger things (before the new season comes out because i forgot sm). I'm on the third season
♡ currently craving: an ice coffee :)
♡ coffee or tea: both, just depends on my mood and the day
No pressure tags: @salemsturniolo @chrattsdarling @chrepsi @sturni-olii @sturnskiss
thank you for tagging me bby !
ᢉ𐭩 favourite colour - not sure lmfao. maybe burgundy or somethin
ᢉ𐭩 last song - figurines by gigi perez
ᢉ𐭩 currently reading - somethin about archie roach. havent read it in over a month tho lmfao (but fr rest in peace he was the fucking goat)
ᢉ𐭩 currently watching - but im a cheerleader!!! watched this shit like ten times this week. im sosososo gay.
ᢉ𐭩 currently craving - buldak ramen :( @sturkneeohloww keeps eatin it on facetime w me and i genuinely crash out ITS SO FUCKIN BUSSSS
ᢉ𐭩 coffee or tea - i genuinely only drink water 😭 maccas iced coffee is buss tho
no pressure tags - @delilahsturniolo @drcamin @immaqulate @ariyonceswift @sturncoast @fein4lararaj @sturkneeohloww @trevorsgodmother @nickslicense
thank you sm for tagging me!!
• favorite color - pink. it will always be pink.
• last song - baby by madison beer
• currently reading - i don’t know i’m reading so many book atp
• currently watching - orange is the new black (such a good show everyone watch it)
• currently craving - dih
• coffee or tea - iced coffee from dunkin
tags: @honeymoonchris @sturniphone @immaqulate @rafeskitty @megaluna444 + anyone else
TAG 9 PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE
ty for the tag @6lytherinn ♡
Currently reading: Women Who Run with the Wolves by Clarissa Pinkola Estés.
Last song: Shadowboxer by Fiona Apple
Last film: Kill bill vol 2
Last series: just finished the office 🫠
Salty, Savory, sweet: Savoryy
Tea or coffee: coffe person 100% i don’t play abt my coffe.
Working on: resquests, my AUs.. sorta??
thank you for the tag, sweetheart!! 🪽
currently reading: hunger games by suzanne collins
last song: everybody loves somebody: dean martin
last film: scream 5
last series: suits
salty, savory, or sweet?: savory!
tea or coffee?: coffee
working on?: hopefully the next part of "super, actually"!
npt: @cattleqtie @starfires-comet @bohnerrific69 @gojoscamgirl + anyone else who'd like to join!
thanks for the tag, honey!!!
currently reading: scappy little nobody, anna kendrick last song: seigh ride, ella fitzgerald last film: death becomes her last series: smallville salty, savory, or sweet?: sweet tea or coffee?: coffee working on?: my fics for dickkory week!
tags: @softspades, @snorinqfawn, @whitewolfstabs
thanks for the tag, bby!!
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ currently reading ݂۫ red, white and royal blue by casey mcquiston!
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ last song ݂۫ the alchemy by taylor swift
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ last film ݂۫ a nonsense christmas with sabrina carpenter
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ last series ݂۫ Brooklyn 99
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ salty, savory, or sweet? ݂۫ sweet!
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ tea or coffe? ݂۫ neither of them...
⠀ ⠀/ᐠ > . < ̥マ working on ݂۫ vampire!batfam x reader
tags (no pressure!): @arkhiveknight, @inocentuure + anyone else who'd like to join!
thank you for the tag ml <3
𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 : murder on lake garda by Tom Hindle
𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 : bogus by Don Toliver
𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐦 : the lincoln lawyer (i ❤️ matthew mcconaughey)
𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 : the rookie , cannot wait for season 8
𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 : .. can I say sour ??
𝐭𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 : both !! iced coffee at summer , tea at winter
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 : apple juice ch.3 and something domestic idk
no pressure tags — @batgasms @cloudscars @compersion @moviecritc @audreyownsdiamonds @blushhbambi @katwomen @clarkskink @suguboooo @decayingearf
plus anyone who would like to join in !!
thank you for the tag babe i love this
currently reading: wonder woman by greg rucka's
last song: la perla by rosalía
last film: perfect blue
last series: kimetsu no yaiba
salty savory or sweet: sweet
tea or coffee: i'm a energy drink girlie
working on: knight!reader and prince!nanami
tags: @amoreselli @aangelinakii <3
thank you for the tag ! :)
✶ currently reading : The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene
✶ last song : W.D.Y.W.F.M by The Neighbourhood
✶ last film : A Ghost Story.
✶ last series : Fellow Travelers.
✶ salty , savory , sweet : salty.
✶ tea or coffee : Tea
✶ working on : first date with Nerd!Rafe && Alternative!reader
꒰ 🏷️ ♡ ㅤׅ 𝐍𝐏𝐓. ꒱ @amorgasmic @rafeskitty @morguesiren @faiszt @nozhdyved @222col @lacyydollette
thank you for the tag <3
ᯓ★ currently reading : lessons in chemistry by bonnie garmus
ᯓ★ last song : virtual angel by artms
ᯓ★ last film : the batman
ᯓ★ last series : peacemaker
ᯓ★ salty, savory or sweet : savory!
ᯓ★ coffee or tea : coffee!
ᯓ★ working on : a few father’s day fics & some birthday-themed ones!
NPT : @rafeslvbug @rskdoll @umbreoni + whoever wants to join <3
Thank you for the tag 🙊
𝝑𝝔 currently reading : les miserables
𝝑𝝔 last song : somebody else by The 1975
𝝑𝝔 last film : Frankenstein
𝝑𝝔 last series : Gilmore girls
𝝑𝝔 salty, sweet or savoury : sweet
𝝑𝝔 coffee or tea : coffee
𝝑𝝔 working on : celebration fic requests <3
No pressure tags : @hearts4hughes @lilahthedoll + anyone else who wants to join !
thank you for the tag bby !! 🪽
𓈒 ✿ currently reading : girl, interrupted by susanna kaysen
𓈒 ✿ last song : supernatural — ariana grande
𓈒 ✿ last film : the dark knight rises
𓈒 ✿ last series : gossip girl + gilmore girls
𓈒 ✿ salty, sweet or savoury : sweet
𓈒 ✿ coffee or tea : coffee (i’m rlly obsessed w iced lattes atm)
𓈒 ✿ working on : my 300 celebration and some new au’s
꒰ ♡ ㅤׅ no pressure tags : ꒱ @sturniphone @divackles @fawnquette @moviecritc @amoreselli @sturnsflirt + anyone else that wants to join in !!
thank you for the tag angel
- currently reading : the secret history
- last song : bad man
- last film : trainspotting (rewatch)
- last series : twin peaks
- salty, sweet or savoury : salty
- coffee or tea : coffee
- working on : nerd!chris
no pressure tags ◌ ˖ @fawnquette @luvs4matt @rafeskitty @sturnililio @nickslicense @sturnskiss @ifwdominicfike @oopsiedaisydeer ꒱
thank you for the tag lola!!!
• current read: carry on by rainbow rowell
• last song: i miss you, im sorry by gracie abrams
• last film: the green mile
• last series: orange is the new black
• salty, sweet, or savory: sweet
• coffee or tea: coffee (iced)
• working on: nothing atm
npt: @immaqulate @honeymoonchris @megaluna444 @pepsipoet @rafeskitty
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faded | c.s
~> about: while you and chris are high, you give chris a thank you for the weed
~> warnings: mdni, smut, oral m!receiving, dealer!chris, high!chris, high!reader
“here,” you said. “thanks for the good time.”
chris held out his hand. “you know what to do.”
you smirked. “well,” you said, walking to over where he was sitting. “i think that i could do something else in exchange for this.”
chris raised his eyebrows. “and what may that be, pretty lady?”
you bite your lip as you walk completely over to chris, running your fingers through his hair. “i was thinkin’ maybe i could give you…head.”
chris chuckled. “you really wanna? jus’ so you ain’t gotta pay?”
you went on your knees, pulling his grey sweats. they pooled at the bottom of his ankles, pulling down his boxers next. he hit the joint in his fingers, arms resting in the back of the couch.
you wrapped your hand around his harden cock, swirling your tongue on the tip. you moved your head all the way down, eyes looking up at chris’s faded ones. you moaned around him making chris bite his bottom lips harshly.
he took another drag, blowing it down towards you, groaning. “you’re doing so good, pretty.”
his cock reached the back of your throat, making you gag around him. he bucked his hips up trying to match your pace, but you pushed his hips down, wanting to do all the work.
you lifted your mouth off his cock, spit dribbling down your bottom lip as you spit on his tip, jerking him off. you smiled as he took another drag, trying to keep his composure as he was so fucking close. his fingers twitch, wanting to touch you, but hesitant.
you attaches your lips around his cock again, going faster than before. that was his last straw before grabbing a fist full of your hair, pushing you deeper until he hit the back of your throat. you didn’t come up for air as he moves your head up and down. his legs went ridged, toes curling in his white socks and he came down your throat.
you lifted your head up, looking at his as the cum leaked down your bottom lip, down to your chin. chris grabbed some that was running down your chin and patted your lips with his hand.
“you’re not done,” he said, “so keep going, mama.”
dive innit | c.s
~> about: chris can’t help but be a munch
~> warnings: mdni, munch!chris
your back arched off the seat, legs resting on the dashboard of the car. chris was in between your legs, sucking your clit like a starved man. he laughed to himself, vibrating throughout your body.
“fuck.” your face turned into an unreadable expression, eyes squinting as he reached the right spot. chris groaned as he moved his fingers up, lining them up with your tight hole, pushing his middle and ring finger in slowly.
he pulled away, lips glistening. “you like that?”
you nodded, looking him in the eyes as he attached his mouth back on your pussy. you were in the car, but who cares. who cares that you both could’ve gotten caught any minute.
“‘m gonna cum.” you whispered, legs starting to close around chris’s head. “‘m gonna cum.”
chris was ruthless now, shaking his head back and forth as you closed you legs around his head, back arching off the seat as you came on his tongue.
he pulled away, lips wet. “that’s not it, yn.”
you were out of breath.
“i need more.”


