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The google docs with the shoot from the hip family tree is ready! I had lots of fun rereading all the lore. Thanks to @svnnyd4ys for writing it and creating the original family tree :)

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The google docs with the shoot from the hip family tree is ready! I had lots of fun rereading all the lore. Thanks to @svnnyd4ys for writing it and creating the original family tree :)
quick thing for clarissa, entitled "i told my best friend about my mother"
the doctor had said she was lucky—lived a good life, all things considered. i ponder why he feels entitled to write my mother’s stele and if good has always equated to long. my father’s shadow stretches from one end of the planet to the lack of sun beneath my feet. it is a dark spot, where even the dawn could not bare to love me. bits of leather peel upwards, from where a tiny kid had pried open the seating—i catch, between the thumb and forefinger, stray crepuscular rays with him. they have traveled past the ozone, through stained glass, to hit a shitty restaurant table; the back of a church pew; a maple coffin; his silver wedding band. i make another phone call, and wait.
—🎞️
AHHH CLARISSAA MY BABYY !!
the amount of thoughts i have on that woman and her complicated relationship to her mother is unmatchedd
my favorite part is the peeling leather and line about dawn :D
clarissa has unbelievable daddy issues >>>
if i had a nickel for every time sam and luke got on their knees to play little working class creatures with high-pitched voices (AND luke was wearing the same blue and pink striped shirt) who are employees to a very important person who's target customer is children and those characters came together to complain about their employment, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice because that's SO specific.
"Mummy said my dad's a homophone" - Luke as Jackson, Bedtime Story [clip posted here]
I meant it when I said I was gonna speedrun through the final sfth longforms I need to watch, rapid fire thoughts of the five I got through tonight; Moist and Magical, The Meringue Haberdashery, The Hare who wore a Sweater, The Ingredients, & Once upon a time I killed Mum.
M&M: Witch-finder general joining Nigel as my favorite Tom villains. Sandra is amazing, just so much put into the line: "Grandson! Where the fuck are you? When I’m talking to my friend, fucking shut up." And you know Jasper gets all his sass from her. “Absolutely not!” “Aye, come now.” “No way. I’ve never seen more red flags in my fucking life. You’re actually holding a fucking red flag.” (Thank you to @galactic-squiddo for recommending this one!!)
TMH: Nothing could have prepared me for the tragic death of a little girl just right away. So glad her ghost could come back to establish the plot to Sam. “She is drugging you. She is drugging my father. She is drugging this whole fucking town. Even the doctor is depressed!” I do hope that doctor got help after he made it out of the cabinet.
THWWAS: "Perhaps I should knit a sweater for this relationship so I can warm it up.” Okay girl, go off. The plot is very cartoon coded and I love that for it. “HEY! Barry. I made you a cocktail.” “Me?” “This one’s called Be Careful™” Followed by Sam just losing it was amazing. Plus Luke and Tom's villain duo, most cartoon thing ever. “God damn, Alexander! Something’s shooting at us! Drive faster, you bitch!” “But you’ve got the wheel somehow!”
TI: I'm sorry I could not stop laughing at Tom's character, the Chief of Police. “No, no, I think the octopus did it.” I think he's right guys it really was such an open and shut case. They bullied Tom a lot in this one now that I'm thinking about it lmao; “The Octopus!” “No, stop it! Let him be the character he wanted to be!”
OUATIKM: The suggestions from the audience, what a fun variety lmao. The realization of “Do you know who that woman was?” “Ohhh! The head of the crime family?” ‘Yeah.” “Yeah. Oh, fuck!” was so funny to me, also as funny as the random child going “Murders :D” and just leaving. I aspire to be like him.
12 to go!! Got just a little bit of crochet done while watching these, so that's nice! Starting to get more specific about which ones I'm watching when/what one I'm saving for last. Very excited :>
Cult animatic
Once again the boys are concerned about the Roland
Animatic of the boys ^-^
AJ playing men: pathetic babygirl, doesn’t know words, crushes grapes with his hands, his wife is probably cheating on him, eats other’s sandwiches, cannot sew a narrative together, his wife is probably yelling at him, etc
AJ playing women: she’s making magic leek soup. She’s knitting towels into sweaters for hares, she’s walking into her rebound’s house with nary a skirt on, she’s drunk with power and she’s licking blood off a sword, she’s amazing, she’s fantastic, a 10 on 10 a Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss