I cannot stress enough that I genuinely actually believe people would order doordash during The Purge. I know I speak hyperbolically a lot of the time because I'm fun and charming like that but I am 100% serious literally actually serious but I believe that people would order doordash during The Purge.
Reblogged poetickrogan
I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it
Reblogged eroscestlavie
Finding my peace #mypeace
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Portly gent studios is reportedly developing a sequel to the fan favorite wine and cheese simulator 2016
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whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”
Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT
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Venus In Furs, Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch, 1870
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Reblogged rtrb1
terrible website feature that came to me in a dream
Reblogged minouminouminou
[ID: two postage stamps with paintings of rats with vegetables. the first depicts a rat and a squash with a bite taken out of it. the second depicts a rat with an ear of corn. end ID]
Reblogged rtrb1
enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life
