Nyx

Jake Sully, you ARE the father.

happy new year yay

middle-aged cass :)

i just love how metkayina’s skin stripes resemble ocean ripples

have another christmas gift guys :)

"Swift footed Achilles" whose feet only seem swift because everyone gets rooted in place whenever they catch a glimpse of his ass from under his fluttering miniskirt

My contribution to the Fatson Todd community

FATSON MY BABY

conversations overhead through the batkid com lines pt. 25 (masterpost here)

Jason: -that does NOT look like a dog, man.

Damian: as opposed to what? what do you think it is, Hood?

Jason: dunno but you probably shouldn't be holding it-

*ping*

Tim: JASON PETER FUCKING TODD.

*a beat*

Damian, casually: is that your full name?

Jason: no i think he's just rewriting the bible into a gay love affair. Jesus's new disciple is getting tag-teamed by Peter and Jason. Saul is filming.

Tim: JASON.

Jason: yes, darling?

Damian: *snickers*

Tim: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ACTIVELY WORKING WITH THE LEAGUE?

Jason, confused: uhhh... i mean i had to be called in to a generals meeting on zoom literally last week...?

Tim: no- no, i don't mean when was the last time you did work for them-

*ping*

Tim: -i mean when was the last time you were living with the league and actively working alongside Ra's on a continuous basis?

Dick: Tim, calm down, there's no need to-

Tim: NO FUCK OFF DICK, HE WAS MAD AT ME ABOUT THE RESSURECTION THING FOR TWO WEEKS, AND NOW I FIND OUT THIS?

*a faint animalistic snarl*

Damian: *quiet* shhhh, *louder* uh, found out what?

Jason: wait, wait hold on. found out- with the league?

*four seconds of silence*

Jason, resigned: aw man, wing you snitch.

Dick: -I DIDN'T MEAN TO! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT TIMELINES AND I FORGOT HOW IT ALL MATCHED UP AND HE FIGURED IT OUT!

Damian: found out what?

Jason: i'm not talking to you while you're holding one of the mutts from the hunger games in your arms, Robin.

Dick, voice dropping three octaves: while he's holding what now-?

Damian, exasperated: it's a DOG, you moron.

Jason: that thing is not a fucking dog i saw it lick it's own eyeball-

Tim: JASON.

Jason: OH MY GOD WHAT.

Tim: did you. or did you not. work with the league of assassins during the year Bruce was lost in the timestream?

Damian: *snort* no, he didn't.

Jason, even more confused: yes i- yes i did? Robin genuinely where did you think i was, i was gone for like nine months?

Damian: i dunno, i guess i just assumed that father's death finally made you snap and you'd gone off to follow in your deceased mother's footsteps by going on a massive bender.

Jason: what the fuck-

Tim: you were there for nine fucking months?! THAT'S LONGER THAN I WAS THERE!

Jason: Red, honestly, it was years ago. grow up.

Tim: GROW UP- WE WERE BOTH THERE AT THE SAME TIME. YOU KNEW I WAS WORKING ON GETTING BRUCE BACK. WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING HELP?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU WERE THERE.

Damian: wait, so you were also at the compound when Drake was there and you just hid from him?

Jason, amused: oh no kid i made his life hell, he just didn't know it was me,

Dick: *slight laughter* *cough* it's not- it's not funny i promise-

Tim, dangerously calm: what. do. you. mean. by. that.

Dick: *starts laughing again*

Tim: why is everything funny to you?!

Jason: i mean he grew up in the circus so i don't know what you expe- ok listen, Tim, i will level with you,

Tim: *expecting hum*

Jason: i was the assassin in the black motorcycle helmet-

Tim: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Jason: -but honestly all of that was so long ago it's really not relevant anymore so i don't know why you care so much.

Tim: *indescribable noises of rage*

Damian: what did you even do?

Dick: *keeps laughing* apparently there was- apparently when Tim was working with Ra's Jason was there but in like, a different outfit for some kind of undercover mission he'd just gotten back from, so he was there and Tim didn't realise it was him, and it's just- *wheeze* it's my favourite story...

Tim: fuck you Grayson. and he had the gall to get mad at me for being there when he was resurrected and not saying shit. unbelievable.

Damian: what- so were you there the whole time?

Tim: he was one of the fucking squad leaders assigned to work with me. he said his name was fucking Alphonso.

Dick: *broken wheeze*

Jason: -yeah you would not believe the favours i had to call in with Ra's to get him to call me Alphonso in front of you.

Damian: and you never thought to tell me this?!

Jason: i dunno, you seemed busy with the whole Robin thing. it was fun though, 'Alphonso' was a right prick, i really used to get on his nerves.

Tim, dryly: you pretended to trip during a mission and shoved me into a pen of manure. and you kept calling me 'Prim'.

Jason: i was- *snicker* i was bored?

Tim: YOU KNEW WHY I WAS THERE, WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?

Jason: well look- it's not like i didn't believe you about B being alive, i just figured you had it under control. and Pru's one of my best mates from league training, i knew she'd have your back.

*a beat*

Tim: are you fucking kidding- man i am going to kill her next time i see her-

Jason: -anyway then a bunch of your workers died and you got injured and shit and i honestly thought revealing who i was then would just be really awkward so i left,

Tim: i hate you.

Jason: -and then it turned out to be a good thing i was there because if i wasn't, you would be a mass murderer. who do you think figured out your plan to blow everything up and evacuated everybody? honestly if anything this makes us even so i don't know why you're complaining.

Tim: SO WHY DID YOU GET SO FUCKING MAD AT ME?!

Jason: i dunno. felt funnier.

Tim: IT FELT- i'm going to go fucking insane.

Damian, snorting: wanna play a game of league days to calm down?

Tim: -SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMIAN.

Dick: *cackles*

Jason: let me buy you a waffle, Timmers. free waffle and you'll feel better. big brother's treat.

*a beat*

Tim: with caramel.

Jason: with caramel. meet me and Robin at the place on sixth. Day, come on, i'll race you.

Damian: i can't swing anywhere right now.

Jason: why n- oh for fucks sake just PUT. the mutant. DOWN.

Damian: RUDOLPH NEEDS A HOME.

Dick: what the fuck are you-

Jason, annoyed: -oh he's got a stupid fucking rabid-mutant-wolf-thing he picked out of the docks and he won't let it go.

Dick: ...HE'S HAD A MUTANT THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Damian: *seething* for the last time, it is a puppy.

Dick: WHAT IF IT BITES HIM? DAMIAN!

Tim, petulantly: make it bite Jason.

Jason, instantly: oi. you want that fuckin' waffle or not, Replacement?

*faint shifting*

Tim: yes.

Jason: exactly, watch your fuckin mouth. Dick, i'm sending you our location. you bring a sedative and an animal cage and deal with Damian's new pet and i'll go with Tim to get him his sugar fix.

Damian: you are not sedating Rudolph.

Jason: sedative's for you kiddo. Dick?

Dick: on it.

Damian: NO-

The ship

The shipper

He is so funnyyyyyy why are you looking at Clarisse calling Chris her "prey" like thattttt 😭😭😭😭 this was frying me so bad he really is an og shipper of them sndndkskxmxn

Anhskzheksjakeb so REAL lamo

snoring really loudly

sleepylangelo

I love them so much that I can explode

The veterans demigods

Will Solace but his full name is just Will but as soon as he turns 18 he legally changes his name to William Andrew Solace in memory of Lee because Lee needed him to have a full name to yell out when Will got in trouble.

I… I… It’s a good headcanon but I still love the idea that Naomi decided to call Will, William (canon) bc it is what it is