Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

mettaton in undertale amuses me actually Because i guess when he was moving out of his ghost house he was like i suppose ill just leave all my diaries scattered on the floor in numerical order

Anton Seder - Die Pflanze in Kunst und Gewerbe, Pl. 24 - 1887 - via Heinrich Hein Universitat Dusseldorf

incomprehensible mass of darkness and eyes is a pretty cute look for a girl

and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted

Y/n: what are you doing?

Beej: I'm trying to win my boyfriend back

Beej singing: -I said a lose that girl-

Y/n: what boyfriend?

Beej: jacques

Y/n regardless of gender: jacques isn't your boyfriend- I'm your boyfriend -!

Beej: say that again♡

Y/n shakes their head no

Beej: that's okay, I have it here

Beej pulling out a cassette player

Y/ns recorded voice: I'm your boyfriend

Y/n: ...oh boy...

Y/n struggling with mental health

Beetlejuice: ya know, if you kill yourself, you still gotta deal with that brain, and you'll be dead on top of that

Y/n: what?

Beetlejuice: food for thought

Unestablished toonjuice x reader where beej introduces you to his parents and they just assume you two are dating,

What if they assume you're more than dating:

Nat: So Y/N, do you have a job?

Y/N: Oh yeah, it's not the best, but work-is-work..

Nat: Well at one of you can be a good influence on the children.

BJ:

Y/N oblivious as ever:... I'm sorry; which children?

Bea: Why yours and Junior's darling.

Y/N:

Y/n is just stunned

Beej: What about this makes you think I’d be a good dad? I don’t floss. I’ve never had a vegetable. I have the IQ of a hummingbird — which I’m told is the stupidest of birds-

Y/n: *suppresses a laugh*

Bea: oh junior

HC that the new year is really special to Skips because he gets to celebrate another year with you and all of the other friends he's made <3

Are your characters fucking in spite of The Horrors, or are they fucking because of The Horrors?

There is a third thing to consider.

Eraserhead (1977) dir. David Lynch

why is this about to make me sob

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet

f/os who are openly jealous but don't want to be too "obvious." the ones who would wrap their arms around your waist and place their faces into your neck. the ones who hold your hand tightly and bring it up to their lips to press a kiss in front of everyone else in the room. the ones who will call you "my love" or "honey" or "baby" to anyone who dares to flirt with you because you're theirs. the ones who lean close to your ear to whisper secrets that only the two of you can share. when the person who dared take your attention away from them finally gets the hint and leaves, they finally feel safe enough to ease up. but they can't stop the grin on their face as they nuzzle against you.

divider @/enchanthings-a