I need some fanfiction recs that are preferably long- either like soukoku or zhongchi pleaseeee! I read this REALLY good Zhongli/Chide genshin one where Childe basically poisoned Zhongli to make him sick so he can live with him and care for him and all that and it really does make you hate Childe but it was such an emotional roller coaster for me and I need more where one of the characters is like evil or something it’s SO GOODDDDDD!!! Please PLEASE send me recs!

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

will solace portrait!!

someone plsplspls write this but can you imagine instead of whittaker in the pitt its just will solace. my basis for this is

-blonde

-country boys

-extremely sassy

-have a sassier bsf

-may or may not have to deal with religious extremism at one point in time (quite literally in solaces case)

pls tell me someone sees my vision

stupidlangelo monkey bars spiderman kiss whatever

yeah i bet you did i mean look at the size of that thing

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I'm sorry? what?

i am so sorry that this is how you learned the horrible fact that victorians would eat ground-up egyptian mummies as a panacea (completely different from mellified men)

It would be more beneficial to just beat me with hammers than to be on this website

Congratulations, today's lucky ten thousand!!!! \o/

EVERY REASON I THINK I AM CECIL MARKOWITZ'S NUMBER 1 FAN

a list (will be edited if i remember things)

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

this fanfic shit easy as hell

don’t even watch heated rivalry and this is fucking hilarious

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

May I propose the fill ins?

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

biblically accurate clarisse la rue tied up and still telling polyphemus to shut up 💀

Do you get deju vu