given the implications, if reimu is capable of applying a hair dye that doesn't permanently force her hair to be a specific colour then she might be the envy of many gensokyo residents. but of course reimu would be an exception proving a rule...

so like if okina's hair is that colour because she dyed it is that also the case for like. everyone else. much of the rest of the cast

does anyone know what a horse is

i should clear out my inbox at some point there's shit in there from like three years ago. like who knows if i actually will but if you suddenly get a notification saying i answered an ask that you don't remember sending that is because i once more experienced a brief moment of creative elation

use this to make a new cocktail called the "unfrozen cirno" and never let anyone know where it came from. this won't help the poor liquefied fairy in any way but i fear at this point nothing can, so you may as well make the most of it. it can't be helped

I MAY BE SUFFERING FROM CURSES + ETERNAL AGONY BUT I WILL NEVER MISS A YUKARI. HAPPY ANNI

my wrist still hurts so this year i have been attempting to develop some kind of "autonomous image production device", which i was thinking of patenting. unfortunately in the process it developed sentience and has escaped somewhere into the depths of the web where it has been feeding upon discarded jpegs from 2003, so like. if you happen to come across it in your travels, my address is occasionaltouhou.tumblr.com, and i'm sorry it doesn't have a collar. i'm really sorry about everything. DON'T FEED IT GIFS

churn

a true sage can turn any setback into a yuri opportunity

i've already conceptually discussed the idea of there being multiple instances of kami in terms of amatsukami having both lunarian + gensokyo versions based on accumulated faith so honestly it doesn't bother me at all. ariya got sealed away long before gensokyo existed (it's implied she's been down there for several centuries) and so it'd make sense that when it came time to build gensokyo the sages simply went to a different aspect of her to help with the development of youkai mountain. if anything i'm kinda glad because now there's old woman selfslash yuri opportunities on the table

every copy of fossilised wonders comes with a personalised copy of watari nina who will use your browser history to cultivate new and exciting conspiracies tailored directly to the player

to keep in the spirit of things for the extra boss of fw i genuinely think zun should have fed every piece he's ever done and also a bunch of ripoff license-free x-files theme-type tunes into an ai music maker and just fucked around with whatever came out. then again having not touched that track yet this may indeed be the case...