Lesbian fujoshi is a position not unlike a cultural attaché and should be considered a protected class

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

what bliss

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

Juan Ballesteros

*grasping at straws* My straws!

im sending my family the pictures i took at the museum of medieval torture instruments but i forgot to take pictures where my gondola plush wasnt being tortured so this is what all the pictures look like

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i'm always saying this

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw

Ya'll forgot my favourite one

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

a dead horse hates to see me coming

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

u can eroticize anything. today im working on shipwrecks and naval battles