I CAN'T STAND THEM
[TRANSCRIPT:
Emily: Who looks better bald? Me, I've got those features.
(They both tilt their head at Emily)
Emily: Who's more likely to fall on stage? Maybe me.
(They both tilt their head at Emily)
Emily: Who's smarter? Me! Me!
(They both tilt their head at Emily)
Murph: Offensive.
Emily: Who's more likely to become a nun/priest?
(Murph tilts his head at himself)
Emily: Oh, that's true, you were an altar boy!
(Emily also tilts her head at Murph)
Emily: Who's more annoying? Me!
(They both tilt their head at Emily. Murph laughs loudly.)
Murph: Now we're gonna do the nasty one!
Emily: Who's the biggest crybaby? I cry more.
(They both tilt their head at Emily.)
Emily: Who's more likely to be a heartbreaker? Me, bitch!
(They both tilt their head at Emily)
Emily: Who's uglier? Murph!
(They both tilt their head at Murph who laughs in disbelief.)
Murph: Who's more likely to shoplift? You, you little gremlin!
Emily: Me, I like to steal!
Murph: Who's more irresponsible?
(Murph tilts his head at Emily, Emily tilts her head at Murph.)
Murph: You!
Emily: Me? No way!
Murph: What? You!
Emily: Yeah, right. You!
VIDEO ENDS.]
