I’m here to learn about art history

if tumblr university was real id be doing some Whiplash type of shit to a bunch of 19yo bloggers

Finding my peace #mypeace

i don't need a guard dog butch i need a bumbling henchman butch. like she's very loyal and wants to protect me but she's constantly fucking up my schemes due to being tricked by children and/or talking animals. shes always going “errrr im sowry boss they escaped the dungeon :(“ and i'm always hitting her with lightning bolts. yeah i’ll say shit like “you’ve failed me for the last time you impudent worm” but i never throw her into my volcano despite her obvious incompetence because all of this is ultimately a sex thing

lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

fujoing out and enjoying yaoi is all fun and games until you remember the state of lesbian representation in media

This is prob one of the funniest steam reviews I’ve ever seen.