You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

christmas movie where a city girl falls for a cowboy but they're both horny lesbians

This is law

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

Must remember to comment and reblog not just hit the little heart

Must remember to comment and reblog not just hit the little heart

Must remember to comment and reblog not just hit the little heart

There's always been a tension between the different portrayals of Krypton. Sometimes, it's an enlightened society of crystal spires and togas. Sometimes, it's a militaristic society of warmongering fascists.

When asked to pick one, My Adventures with Superman said "yes."

Because that's how empires work. Those crystal spires are built on the bones of the exploited.

we don’t talk enough about the ouat promo pictures

he’s a guy, a regular guy

the worst outfit they could’ve ever put her in pt 1

the worst outift they could’ve ever put her in pt 2 (seriously this looks photoshopped)

this one just makes me uncomfortable

“do you see that car over there, sweetie? yeah. only losers drive cars. 😎”

it kinda looks like he’s hatching from an egg

titanic

television peaked when ouat released those dvd extras with ads for storybrooke businesses, a silly little clip of regina telling everyone to watch out for wicked witches, and an entire ass news program that included a weather report man getting terrorized by wolves, dr whale giving very upsetting relationship advice, grumpy having an incredibly awkward reunion with his ex girlfriend, and belle learning that all the books she only read half of have terribly sad endings

my favorite genre of bird picture

*visibly shaking* can I take a hit off that im going through withdrawals *points at fictional character png on uour phone*

I'm sure no one noticed...

when Clark was a baby and first learning to walk, Jonathan would always follow close behind with his arms out, ready to pick Clark up the second he tripped and fell (as all babies do when learning how to use their legs)

30 years later, when every time he watches his boy—Superman—leap from the front porch and take to the sky, he still feels his arms twitch with the urge to reach out and catch, just in case. even if it’s unlikely that Clark will ever fall again.

actually there’s a universe out there where Ma and Pa Kent are massive Lois Lane fans even before Clark starts working at the Daily Planet and there’s a good six months he has to pretend to work in another department so his parents stop bombarding him with questions. they don’t know that the real Lois Lane chews on her pens and throws balled up drafts at him all day (and that he secretly loves it) and if they found out he worked with her nearly every day and their desks were onto feet apart they’d lose it. she is the inverse of the “her?” joke from Arrested Development. her? nope, her!!!

Clark: I’m bringing a girlfriend home for dinner, please be chill

Ma and Pa Kent, opening the door to Lois Lane herself, about to be the Least Chill they’ve ever been since they shot that one time traveler and buried the body in the backyard:

“Her!!!!!!”