[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

heated rivalry makes me want an aftg tv adaptation sooo bad which is funny because basically the only thing they have in common is gay + sport, and aftg isn't even gay until like the last book. do you think this will ever happen? i need andreil slow burn on my screen yesterday

Kevin Day lying on the bed just trying to relax when Andreil come up and mega knight the hell out of him. The Queen shrieking in terror (don’t tell anyone) as two 5” foot athletes fall on him with all the force their tiny bodies can muster

beanie baby batties

apology video where i express remorse for my behaviour while i was possessed by evil mold followed by an update video where i explain that the mold was the one apologising

further update where i address the comments criticising me for refusing to take responsibility for the things the mold did using my body and saying that i should go back to being possessed because the mold is a better person than i am

@funnier-as-a-system

The Foxes watching as Kevin smiles at a interviewer and starts talking about how far they’ve all come, the potential within them all as if he wasn’t just yelling at them for being useless sacks of shit barely 5 minutes ago,

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

rereading the foxhole court and it really is only a slow burn for neil. andrew is locked in from at least the kathy interview holy shit. the things you notice with hindsight.

happy birthday to some guy named Junior?? I guess?? The blood writing on the wall was a bit excessive but we all have our traditions I guess

There should be waaaay more girls trying to flirt with Aaron simply bc he's aiming to be a doctor. Do you know how many people automatically change their tune when they hear someone is on the path to being a doctor?

Aaron is too busy thinking they genuinely care about the craft and has no clue he's being hit on meanwhile Katelyn and Andrew actually call a truce to shoo off the shallow admirers thinking Aaron is a status symbol

This is easily one of the saddest dickbin panels even without context. DC you will pay for this.

fuck it ive seen this happen at least multiple times now

duality

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

Bold of you to add that quote to a picture of a dog. 

Official graveyard post

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

in my head kon was flirting w someone and fumbled reaaaal bad Right in front of tim