Stepping through time ⏳️: A nostalgic glance at footwear fashion from the past century.
today i found out that my backyard is an ancient my little pony burial ground.
fanart of her
beautiful fanfic authors please learn to space the dialogue correctly. new dialogue from a different character means a new line. beautiful authors please
my outfit is awesome as fuck but the bar bathroom doesn’t have a fucking mirror
trans knight updated with a nice frame for my shop ⚔️🏳️⚧️💖 prints here!!
you need to pull the whole layer of dead skin off your lips every day in winter it’s how you grow a beautiful. New skin like a lizard no don’t look at the camera look at me. it’s called a chrysalis not a chrysalisn’t. the blood is normal
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?
sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME
a few of my favorites
a new one just dropped
had to add a couple favs from my personal collection
had to add these bangers
my favorite
Was anyone going to tell me that curb your enthusiasm saved a man from being put on death row
The long and short of it is that the man's alibi was that he was at a dodgers game at the time of the murder, but there was no incontrovertible evidence that would concretely prove he was there. Footage of the crowd from the game broadcast was too low resolution to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that a man that seemed to be him was actually him.
As it would turn out, curb your enthusiasm had been filming that episode there that same day, and Larry David happened to be sitting in that man's section for the scene, filming it all with television cameras close up. There was even a brief moment in the footage where you can see him by chance walking with his daughter in the background. This is the kind of luck you can't imagine in a million years.
How fucking insane to have death penalty as the punishment when the justice system clearly could not prove he was at the scene of the crime. & what broken system demands you to prove you were elsewhere rather than the system having to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you were the perpetrator
art history will be like "this is the most revolutionary painting of its time!" and you will look at it and is just a normal painting of a lady sitting under a tree and then an art historian will explain "this is the first time a painting ever used this specific shade of blue which challenged all understood conventions of how to depict light and launched a movement known as auzureism, and also the lady is looking at a sparrow which in its time it was a sign of fierce sexual liberation and it was considered scandalous" and then you find out the painter was expelled from the academy of art of stockholm because of the painting and that the king of sweeden paid three thousand marcs (equivallent to ten million dollars now a days) to have the painting in his room and the painting still looks like a generic painting of a lady under a tree
to all those people who are coming to this post and add a comment to the tune of "and that is a GOOD thing!" i just want you to know: youre are right, you are exactly right, youre all kings and queens
Due to recent changes (*shakes fist at tech bros fucking up the planet*) I feel obliged to point out for the sake of anyone who does not have timestamps on that this post is from 2021 and therefore predates AI.
I applaud the guy bravery for not using any kind of plastic to cover his ass in case the egg didn't Don't Broken Even Sitting On The Egg
these guys were onto something i think
re: that recent post an interesting thing about being an any pronouns user is that most cishet people will hear that and immediately go "oh thank god I can just call you the normal girl pronouns" and many queer people will go "okay got it I'll use they/them and apologize if I ever fuck up and use a different one" and it's like. okay. you're actually both kind of whiffing it in different ways.
slightly worried by how many people seem to have been taking the things they see online at face value before genai was a thing
"it sucks that genAI means i have to verify everything i see online now!" you shoulda been doing that anyway though
remembered im posting this on the infinite chocolate website