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Malacath Witness These Hands

@orcboxer

He/him. 32. Gay ace mute dude with fists for hands. I love orcs and I love punching. I have the stiff, lethargic body language of a neanderthal who hasn't thawed yet. I drive a 2003 Ford Tulpa. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.

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If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that there are two things you should know about me, and those two things are my fists. Square up

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Marching my men in a bouncy fashion behind enemy lines and we disappear behind a large hill and reemerge with stolen tanks and heavy artillery on top of our heads like ants carrying away a picnic basket and various fruits and sandwiches

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

i had a nightmare last night i was at a marina with my friend and there were saltwater crocodiles swimming all around and she said, "don't worry, they won't come up on the docks. they don't hurt people." and i said, "what about that one? does that one hurt people" and she said, "which one?" and my dream comedically cut to a crocodile in the water wearing a Jason mask.

for people asking, it was wearing the mask like this:

Remember when console OS stuff was trying to invoke strange and wondrous technological voids? I miss that.

Fun UI design has fallen so far to the wayside these days and it bums me the fuck out

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