"Where the björk did he go?"

*asks the closest björk where he went*

(björk is icelandic for birch)

started cackling like an idiot when she said this bc my mind immediately went to this all timer of a post

Summertime

Hiccup’s httyd 2 design is still the bane of my existence

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

sew my sutures up and I adore you🫀

i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!

🌀 redrawww! wish i posted this on their actual bday :,)

Axis of Awesome's 4 Chords Song, but I put the original artists back in.

love these gloves.

I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I got from sitting through too many double features. So why did you leave the swamp in the first place? 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody. On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow. Yeah. But then it would just be me feeling miserable. Now I got a lady pig, and a bear, and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey. Mmm, yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much. No I guess not. Anyhow, I brought them all out here to the middle of nowhere, and it's all my fault. Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember they wanted to come. But that's because they believed in me. No, they believed in the dream. Well, so do I, but... You do? Yeah, of course I do. Well then?

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

Jon loves his obsessed bf who is possessive and loves him unconditionally and will follow him everywhere and never abandon him no matter what and then hes like 'do you pwomise to let me martyr myself? Pwetty pwese?' And just fucking believes thatll go fine.

I know this idea has been done before with malevolent and over the garden wall but it’s just too endearing to me

The Great Prophecy is known to a select few. [...] What am I supposed to tell Percy? I can't lie to him! Chiron... I cant.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 2.02 ♆ Demon Pigeons Attack

Waiting in Carcosa

Devout