Elderwoods is finally arriving! More content! Crosses fingers for more Zeki things as well. Like letting Wenn kiss him, often.
tumblr posts with these two give me life inspired by @carrot-love-to-be-indecisive post

Okay but let's be real here, no nuance it's all anonymous unless you wanna state your preference. If you're not attracted to men there's a special button for you!

Yeah i do wNt people to reblog this for sample size i want this poll everywhere she's so julia i want to know what majority of people find attractive
If you're able would you mind trying friendship/relationship headcanons for zeki? I love your writing and it sucks that no one does anything for this sleezy space cat. Thanks is advance!
I sure can!
(I don't care what anybody says, this sleazeball needs to be romanceable or else.)
Zeki . . .
- is a completely confident tomcat until he accidentally falls in love
- isn’t the type to get noticeably flustered, of course, considering his salesman lifestyle, but he does feel his heart beat thunderously when you’re around
- is initially ashamed for being attracted to you, as he knows a relationship could be used against him if he got into bad blood with the cartels he works with, and you are too lovely to be put in that sort of danger — alas, you make him weak. Agh, this is all your fault!
- starts treating you a little differently when you come into the shop to buy things, i.e. giving you absurd discounts, giving you affectionate names, etc.
(“Oh, pumpkin, take back your coin, the sundrop lilies have been reduced to just 11 gold.”
“11 gold?! That’s half off, since when do you do half off prices?”
“Since, ehm . . . now?”)
- is surprised to see you in the Black Market at first, as he doesn’t really associate you with his illegal activities yet
- later confides in you with exclusive, private information about his trade deals and debts he’s in
- appreciates the advice and reassurance you give on such matters, but also in general
- invites you over to his place from time to time for tea and chat; the invites increase as you both get closer
- actually shows a bit of bashfulness when you give him gifts; he’s never been given meaningful gifts from anyone in Kilima, and gift-giving is his favorite love language
- obviously gives you gifts as well, half of them being highly illegal flow-infused materials and treasures
- will often touch you with innocuous gestures, like holding your shoulder, caressing your cheek, brushing hair out of your eyes, etc.
- can sometimes hear your heartbeat if it’s beating hard; his 4 ears make him sensitive to frequencies like it
- asks if he can brush your hair after a while of being in a relationship; why? Because Grimalkins value fur grooming in close bonds, and your hair is the closest he can get to his tradition with your physiology
- melts into you and purrs loudly whenever you pet or brush him back
- additionally values snuggling as a Grimalkin; listen, the culture in his blood loves cuddling up with his partner! Partners are the only people they can be so close and intimate with, after all
- “laughs” flatly and unenthusiastically when you spout feline jokes, but still thinks your delivery is adorable
- is lowkey a wonderful cook, although he mainly sticks to a pescatarian diet and cooks as such
- secretly writes to his ma about you like a smitten boy who fell in love for the first time
- will absolutely not get up before he normally does in the morning; if you have go somewhere before dawn, you’ll have to listen to him dramatically complain and moan about how cold the bed is without you and how he’s going to die if you don’t come back to sleep with him
- can’t sleep in, but he'll make it up to you by making you breakfast; he'll leave it upon the nightstand on your side of the bed for you
- will always kiss you goodbye, no matter where he’s going or where you’re heading off to
Anyone want to read a Zeki/OC fic? 👉🏽👈🏽 this is turning out to be much longer than I anticipated. I will definitely be adding more chapters. What else can you do when Zeki still hasn’t been made a romance option, right?
Sending all the Zeki lovers the strength to continue playing Palia despite not being able to flirt with the fluffy man. 😹
L I F E I S A H I G H W A Y !
Written by Prince-Toffee (me)
Art by the absolutely supreme @themazziah @cosmiccanineart
Created as part of The @spopbang 2024
Before we begin, I just want to say thank you to @themazziah for creating this absolutely gorgeous piece of art that you're looking at right now. It was so good in fact that I was inspired to rewrite the story to incorporate it into the narrative. When writers and artists were being paired up, I was sure I'd be left without a partner, but after you said that I was your first choice I was honestly so moved and touched. Thank you for picking me. Nothing I write could ever express how lovely it feels to read a kind comment like that. And that's why I'll try to get back into writing Entrapdak fics, it's been a while, and I'd love to do more, the world can never have enough Entrapta and Hordak in it. (and Glimmadora, my first time writing them, hope I did okay) Thanks, Mazz, I hope this story gives you a good few chuckles.
Second of all, thank you to all the organisers of @spopbang I may not know many people there well, but right from the start people were nothing but kind and helpful, and this event is a beautiful gift to the fandom. You guys are absolutely amazing!
Finally, on a more personal note, this is a three parter, I could only manage to finish Act One before the deadlines as I was working on my final university assignments at the same time, and now I'm finished and free! And I can't think of a better way to celebrate! I'll try to get the rest of the story out as soon as possible. I hope you enjoy this little space road trip.
(posts a picture of the cringiest fictional man imaginable) he has bewitched me btw
pls palia, let me romance her
beggin

