i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

having friends who named themselves after a type of animal is great because you can text them really dweeby-looking photos of the animal like "it's you"

"lol why do all nonbinary people have names like Sock" so their friends will send them ridiculous socks, obviously. keep up

accidentally implied a sock is an animal. c'est la vie

random thought but do people know the minecraft launcher used to display news and changelogs by showing a tumblr blog. it was @mcupdate and if the launcher or site ever broke you'd launch minecraft and get the tumblr homepage. i think this is the closest we ever got to being the new pdf

Rules of DIY:

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

The binturong of carriage rides

Collecting those rn

Every time I see a bad take on my dashboard I whip the twink handcuffed to my radiator in the spine with an extension cord so maybe think about that before you post

I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh

For those not in on the joke. The Soviets were considered an Allied nation during wwii.

Only two nations deployed troops against the Soviets, and those were Nazi Germany and Fascist Spain.

"and remember guys, don't send rape or death threats! despite me clearly acknowledging your propensity to do so, i'm just compiling this list of blogs for normal harassment reasons, don't spoil the fun, only be cruel and hateful and obsessive in plausibly deniable ways!"

"hey guys i found a bunch of blogs run by trans women that i've decided i hate. and i'm right about everything so that means you all hate them too! they must be pedophiles! here's a handy list, anonymous hate mob you know what to do! definitely don't send hate though wink wink"

*trying to impress the other kinky tgirls* yeah normal porn just wasn't doing it so i turned on my lava lamp and jerked off the way the shapes slowly pulled apart and melted back together *i sigh* okay thats a lie i jerked off the a picture of d.va from overwatch eating people